Taylor Swift

THE MUSIC INDUSTRY!!!

Normal person: Taylor swift
Me: THE MF MUSIC INDUSTRY

by natzswifties December 12, 2023

Phil Swift

A god to all human beings. Creator of flex tape family of products
Shall you disrespect Phil
you shall get sawed in half like the boat that Phil brutally murdered
And any opponents to Phil will get severe brain damage and possession into loving Phil

Phil swift is a god
Phil swift is superior
Phil is better then you

by Phil Swift's bestie September 4, 2022

Taylor Swift

what teenage white girls who suffer a high school breakup listen to

Amelia had recently gone through a breakup at school and now she's crying to Taylor Swift songs..

by abdooo March 21, 2024

Swift Current Broncos

The Swift Current Broncos are a WHL team based in Swift Current, Saskatchewan. For those who don’t know, they are essentially the worse version of the superior Moose Jaw Warriors. If you are one of those Broncos fans who get real loud whenever the Broncos score against the Warriors at the Mosaic Place, please shut up.

Asshole #1: “Hey, wanna go to the Swift Current Broncos game?”
Asshole #2: “Swift Current isn’t even in the playoffs, dumbass. Let’s go see the Warriors crush the overrated Winnipeg Ice.”

by Cool Dude (Real) April 22, 2023

Taylor Swift

the most amazing person alive. everyone in their right mind is a taylor swift stan.

I really wish I could go to that Taylor Swift concert!

by minecraft american June 27, 2022

Pulling a T swift

When you talk about people behind their back;make songs about everyone you've ever dated and broke up with; if you are a scaley, cold blooded, slithery snake

Man I told Jessie about how I was cheating on jake and turned out she was pulling a T Swift on me!

by CRAZYPEOPLE123456789 August 27, 2017

Swift Dick

When your being fucked in the ass, and you don't even know it.

Dude hes cheating on you, your getting swift dicked and you dont even know it.

by Ryan89_69 December 29, 2018