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knights of st.francis

mystical order without leadership, grades, external trappings. follows teachings of S.Francesco di Wycombo, emulating his life & ideals. studies the literature of black magic and of white, perfecting the art for the sake of the art. spiritual kinship with patron saint and heartfelt striving to perfection through imperfection. meets regularly on the earth plane through the 'Hell Fire Club' and permeates a host of other organizations/cults yet remaining closed within its own secret...adieu!
by Francis Dashwood bart. October 7, 2003
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Scarlet Knight

The mascot for the New Brunswick campus of Rutgers University. Also known as the Ultimate STD you can get at Rutgers. This disease originated from the skips skap scallywags, scaggs, tricks and marks of the university. A STD that is extremely horrible and only second to Gonoherpesyphilaids. You catch this infection through sexual contact, extreme dry humping, or serious mucus to mucus membrane touching with the freakier and dirtier the act, the easier it is contracted.

The crazy thing is if engaging in the act with a carrier of the disease, it can only infect you if you are on campus ground (greek row and the campus town around it counts too). Sex with the person outside of campus will only give you a normal STD, but the same regretful feeling in your body, hopeless look on your face and burning sensation on your genitalia. It was given this name not only because of the mascot for the school, but because 2-3 weeks after getting it you feel pain on your junk like you're being stabbed by a sword and blood clots appear that bleed frequently along with a severe rash, which even in the dark glow a bright scarlet red.

Other names include Scarlet K, S.K., The Bloody Knight, The "OHH SHIT IT BURNS", Little Red Riding Hood, Clifford the big red fuck up & Bloody Mary.
You should have known she was dirty when she said you could stormtrooper her face.
by Jerzy Kidd January 21, 2011
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Deon Knight

A tootle-pip.

An Iridium Merchant.
Your can is so slow, you must be a DEON KNIGHT!!!!
by Steve August 16, 2004
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Jedi Knight

Jack is an extreme Jedi Knight, he sword fights 5 guys at one time!
by swordaction February 4, 2009
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Black Knighted

V. past
To have three or four limbs removed, like Monty Python's Black Knight. Generally happens when one is owned by a bladed weapon.
Obi-wan just Black Knighted Anakin at the end of Episode III, look, he's only got his robot arm left
by masaki-kitsune March 24, 2009
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Suz-Knight

A cool chick, hu is a class friend-but has a major B.O problem-trust me close pegs cum in handy around her...
by Rachel March 3, 2005
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