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Karen

Like people say, Karen will take your kids and most definitely speak to your manager. While that Is true - I have another thing to add. Not only will Karen take your kids, she'll keep your birthday gifts too. I know from experience. She took my gifts..-

People also say that Karen may look like a mid age white woman with blond hair cut in a bob who drives a Volvo. Mostly true. My Karen is olive skinned, brunette in a bob and she does in fact drive a Volvo. She also drives a mini cooper. She has 2 adopted kids because she had an abortion years ago and now she can never get pregnant. Thank you Jesus.
Person 1: "I can't believe my aunt kept my birthday gifts from me!"
Person 2: "she kept your gifts from you?! What a Karen!"
by Karen-took-my-gifts July 13, 2019
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Karen

She is most amazing person that you will meet she will show you new perspectives on life and she will create a new chapter of your life, karen is a person that you hope not to loose but if you get on her bad side you are screwed but she is unique and one of kind that are hard to find she will show you the meaning of friendship and relationship
karen is amazing
by da big oofer April 21, 2020
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Karen

More information will be realised when Karen isn't sewing us.
Karen is sewing as we didn't give her a free TV.
by Fuckity July 2, 2020
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Karen

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Why did you leave, Karen
What did I do?!
by Ocean-eyes October 13, 2019
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Karen

The name of a woman who has a short brown bob haircut, wears ugly sunglasses, too much ugly jewelry, is on the pta, and will often ask for a manager for no reason. She is also probably a soccer mom
"LMAO you look like a Karen"
"My mom made me get this haircut ok!"
by https.lynxx November 14, 2019
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Karen

“Karen”was created by restaurant industry workers as a code word for a guest that was unreasonable. No matter what you did to address the situation the guest was gonna complain to cooperate. It just so happened that majority of the time if it was a woman her haircut looked like a backwards mullet.
“Hey boss can you go talk to table four we got a Karen on our hands”
by MadiCakes May 20, 2020
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Karen

Karen only lets her kids listen to kid bop
by you thought porter March 16, 2020
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