being a Greg

"Being around them is like trying to catch a butterfly in a storm: they're always late, their attention span is as short as a squirrel's, and their texts are like a maze of run-on sentences designed to confuse and confound."

I was hanging out with my buddy Smiles last night but he was being a “being a GREG”

by Csorrenti May 14, 2024

Greg

The act of supposedly being at work, but not doing shit.

I pulled a Greg today... didn't do a fucking thing at work

by Ooooooyeaaahhhhhh August 4, 2025

luh greg

The motherfucking boss / king stacks money to the celling an never worry about another man bankroll also wise an knows how to play his role

I'm feeling like Luh Greg right now

by Luh Greg June 18, 2018

Greg

A fealing of great fear or dread that comes from others fear

The king bob feat Greg coming from his citizens

by Gigasnap August 1, 2023

Greg or Craig?

What Linda McFly had to ask Big Brother Dave when he protestingly grumbled to her that "although he wasn't her answering service", a guy by one of those two names had called for her a little while earlier. What makes this heartwarmingly-amusing it that before Marty's destiny-altering adventures in 1955, the geeky-looking and bespectacled Linda had been sulkily bemoaning the fact that few boys seemed at all interested in her plain and somewhat-chunky self, she now had so many "cool dude" admirers that there actually **was** a guy named "Greg" AND another guy named "Craig" who would have been equally-likely to phone her up.

It can indeed be wonderful if you actually have so many boyfriends that you hafta ask, "Well, which one was it --- Greg or Craig?" upon being told about a missed phone call, but it can also be a bit difficult and embarrassing if you need to call the name of one of them to a large group of guys hanging out together, since it may cause two or more of said hot hunks to come running to you in response, each thinking you were hollering to him instead of someone else in the group. :P

by QuacksO April 19, 2019

Gregs

Chode

Brady:“Gregs is such a chode”

by FortnitePro1738 March 25, 2019

Greg

The act of ejaculating in the sense of reckless abandon for one's surroundings. "Greg" can be used as a noun or a verb in the form 'Gregging.'

One who is the master of ejaculating can be a gregger.

'Gregging' can also be used as an adjective; "I am the gregging king".

Hey John, can you stop gregging (verb form).

by Cookie0009 December 16, 2023