Door Bitch

the name of a person who stands at the door of a retail store like kmart or big w and greets the customers/ checks bags

girl 1: what shift are you on today
girl 2: door bitch
girl1: HAHAHAHA

by DooooorBitch May 3, 2009

door buster

A device used for breaking down doors, similar to a battering ram.

The S.W.A.T. team just used a door buster to get into the crack house.

by Pufty November 26, 2006

swinin doors

Rolling down the street and blazin Mike Jones....with your doors open on your whip

"That MothaFucka is swingin Doors"

by Twat Johnson April 9, 2005

Door-whore

A woman who offers herself up to anybody that comes to her door

"that door-whore always gets the delivery guys"

by tenille January 13, 2008

door knob

A short fat cock wider than it is longer, all head no shaft!

Jenifer: Hey Sally, how'd it go with that dude last night?
Sally: Well, he didn't turn me on, if you know what i mean?
Jenifer: No... not really?
Sally: Well, have you ever met a fat midget?
Jenifer: What?!?
Sally: He was a door knob... all head no shaft.

by Michael Nicholson August 12, 2007

p-doored

what happens to a bicycle messenger when they don't obey the traffic laws, drive between the cars stopped at a light and the sidewalk on a busy road with no parking, right when a passenger is getting out of the car, getting doored in the process, usually at 20mph or so.

Since passengers don't expect a vehicle to be flying by between the curb and the car, they don't look.

"You see that dumbass get p-doored? He should either obey the traffic laws on that meat scooter or slow down. That's gotta hurt."

by NPD June 9, 2007

smelly door

When you open up a warm door handle expecting there to be a fire, because a hot door handle, usually alerts a fire. The door is opened to a big toot. And a sandwich with too much mayo.

Guy 1: "had a smelly Door incident last night. I was watching Matilda and I had a nice beef"
Guy 2: "hell yeah man, welcome to campus"

by Bookerton January 7, 2018