zoodabega crunch

a healthy breakfast cereal with zucchini and rutabaga.

Hey mom can you pour me a bowl of zoodabega crunch? I'm late for school!

by Fortune Wookie May 7, 2011

crunch

To critically injure or cause extreme pain.

Darnel will crunch Jenny because he is not scared, bro.

by jarncki November 14, 2015

Louisiana Crunch Cake

when you poop on a bitch

my girl was snoring so i just pulled a louisiana crunch cake in her mouth to shut her up

by lilLasagna December 6, 2019

crunch

verb --- to diminish or compromise someone's projected ideal.

Man, you just crunched the point I was talking about!

What? ... Are you trying to crunch our entire platform?

by stilldajoker September 29, 2021

Crunch

When you're about to knock somebody out or punch someone

Da'Jon: "I'm finna crunch his dumbass"

by GAZER GAZER SO October 1, 2019

White Crunch Bar

The nickname of a girl who puts makeup over all her acne to hide it even though we all obviously see it, and it looks worse with the caked makeup on it.

Ew shes a white crunch bar!

by Bailey22301 July 9, 2015

Star Crunch

Bottom tier snack cake. Most commonly consumed by roller operators and other homosexuals. In all areas of the world known as inferior in comparison to Zebra Cakes.

“Hey, did you see that fag eating a Star Crunch?”
“Well not everyone is bad ass enough to eat Zebra Cakes, and besides he clearly runs a roller”

by JusMe12345 September 10, 2022