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The Carpenters clutch

Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.
Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy

He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George
by Sparky503 March 29, 2017
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clutch

clutch meanz when yuh do somethin cool that sum 1 else cnt do
mi fren doez a nollie variel kickflip board slide and landz it, i wuld say datz clutch
by thizkidizamazin December 25, 2010
mugGet the clutchmug.

Clutch

When your winning a football match then you lose and before the end of the match you ‘Clutch’ it back.
by Mr mcgregor UFC April 29, 2020
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Clutch

1)When that cocky dick presses the wrong button and wins the game.That's a white guy clutch.

2)When ur nigga got u coverd in a fight a saves you from going to jail again.Typical black guy clutch.

3)When ur mom makes you a curry and u couldnt buy any food as you spent it on sandles for mosque.Typical brown guy clutch.

1)Mom get my iPhone 7 camera I just clutched for are team!

2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.

3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.
1)Mom get my iPhone 7 camera I just clutched for are team!

2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.

3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.
by Ur nans nigga March 6, 2017
mugGet the Clutchmug.

Clutch Daddy

The Clutchest of all Daddy's. Known for having the best dick in the clan and being the sexiest in the clan as well which is why he's referred to as Daddy. Is the master of clutching rounds of search and destroy when the rest of the clan shits the bed. This act is also known as a Clutch Daddy Experience. Overall Clutch Daddy is the sexiest and best asset a clan can have.
"Oh my gosh it's a 1v4 who's left? Oh thank God it's Clutchy Daddy! Give them that Clutch Daddy experience!"
by ClutchestDaddy January 20, 2024
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clutching

a person who masturbates by aggresively tickling/playing with his balls. aggresively as if stroking it from its common needs. just for the cause of a weird pleasure. Its also a gesture for good luck in china.
i was clutching like crazy yesterday, i busted the hugest load. You should try it.

2021: i was jelqing 2022: i was gooning 2023: i was edging 2024: the load boutta be upon these opps
by mog Tzu's disciple January 15, 2024
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