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Alan

Imagine being named Alan, bet he doesn't have a Thundercock
by Masked.Astronaut January 29, 2022
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Alan Bimini

by katisbimini January 3, 2025
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alan chase

Alan Chase Alan is the first name and chase is the middle name but it is a great name for a country boy he is very handsome and love the outdoors you be lucky to know a boy/man that his name is Alan Chase
Alan chase: Sup
The girls: OMG your so handsome what is you number
by country the best July 1, 2021
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pulled an Alan

When you sodomize a one night stand avoiding lube, spit, or anything else that may aid the penetration
She couldn't walk right for a week after he pulled an Alan on her

He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan
by andromeda123 August 3, 2010
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Alan’s brain

Alan’brain is broken because of all the weed he smokes daily

He is polygamy

He had a lot of heartbreak history

But now he zoom on the girls en instagram , his brain is 100% active on that and girls like that
Alan’s brain is distucted because of all the weed he smoke
by Pauladetruitalanhahah November 21, 2021
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Stinky Alan

A stinky Alan is when a man puts his penis in an another man, but before climax the man pull out and then ejaculates into his own mouth and then spits it back into the other man's mouth
Me and Kirky done some stinky Alan
by Davey Dog 12938 March 19, 2025
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Alan Vazquez

A retarded Rec Room addict who has girlfriends that are thots and is the skinniest of the group and the shortest too. All he does is play Rec Room and eat cereal in the middle of the day.
Steven: Can you get on fortnite today?
Alan: Sorry, I’m playing Rec Room.

Steven: why are you such an Alan Vazquez?!
Alan: ;~;
by KarenDestroyer69696969696969 December 2, 2019
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