alan is a huge curly tall guy thats is easy to fall for but at the end of the day HE HAS A HUGE COCK all he girls want a piece he is the prime example of the cum exploder he gtes so much girls that even dudes fall for him he just too hot!!!!
alan is hot
by alaniscute May 19, 2022
by noneyabusinitch November 21, 2021
A middle aged, generously proportioned male netballer more than probably born in Scotland and raised in Dandenong.
Every time he wears that "GA" bib he looks like a real Alan.
What are the odds there are seven Alans available to make a team.
I bet that Alan shaves his armpits
What are the odds there are seven Alans available to make a team.
I bet that Alan shaves his armpits
by The Gazelle 16 August 22, 2023
Alan is a homophobic beast
by SlamMe69 November 20, 2023
Alan is the greatest guy I have ever met. Even thought he can seem a bit serious at first, he is actually very funny and will do anything to cheer you up when u have a bad day. He’s my bestfriend and I know I can count on him any time I need to.
by katrn November 23, 2021
Why was sister named Teresa? Mum likes Easter, so she was named Teresa, just rearrange the letters. And you were named Alan.
by One-eyed wonder August 31, 2021
by xdXXXdragon January 07, 2021