Sep 5th

national jerk off 10x day.

jerk off 10x a day on Sep 5th

by InfoLoss September 4, 2023

January 5th

5 january is international man titty appreciation day . this day is henceforth and forever more dedicated to men's lovely firm man boobs in light of gender equality

January 5th is pronounced January the tit-th , "man did you see the knockers on that bird ? " ,"yeah man those are great and all but get a load of his chest melons"

by arkinsaw64 January 5, 2021

June 5th

Fuck Ronald Reagan day

Friend 1: “Today’s Fuck Ronald Reagan day”

Friend 2.”It’s June 5th?”

by Hotbaddie18383 June 17, 2023

December 5th

The day where the prettiest girls was born🤞🏾

Pretty girls born on December 5th

by Yurrr1946 November 30, 2023

November 5th

it’s November 5th you better start making moves on your girl give her your sweatshirt😉

it’s November 5th aka make a move already

by November 5th make a move November 4, 2019

December 5th

Give Kiana your hoodie day

Hey it's December 5th, give Kiana your hoodie day!

by kianasman December 3, 2021

5th grade

as long as your the fastest, you will be treated like a deity in this grade, enjoy it while it lasts

5th grade is the last time anyone, ever. has enjoyed life

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021