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November 5th

Girl: can I have your hoodie
Guy: you already have one
Girl: so it’s November 5th and that is national give you Hoodie to a girl even if she has one day
by And I oppppp sksksksks November 4, 2019
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December 5th

The funniest, smartest, handsomest people were born on this day (specifically in 2006). Outstanding at Portal 2 and TASing in general
Person 1- Hey when was Michael Sanders born? He's super cool
Elise- Obviously December 5th!
by alystic August 20, 2022
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Sep 5th

Kiss a guy whos name starts with "A" day.
"Dude it's September 5th! I gotta go kiss a guy whos name starts with "A"!

"Antonio I think I should kiss you instead."

Sep 5th
by mancake23 September 3, 2022
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5th degree murder

5th Degree Murder is the combination of degrees 1, 2, 3 where you attempt to murder someone premeditately then you come back and accidentally try and do it again and try to fight someone then accidentally end up killing them (it's basically committing all 3 accounts of murder)
"Holy shit billy just accidentally on purpose murdered little Jimmy and now he's being charged with 5th degree murder"
by Johnny Blade June 1, 2023
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April 5th

I will harass you on April 5th
by Manmaker April 5, 2023
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June 5th

Happy June 5th! Do you play bass?”
“Yes, I do… OW!”
by Angry Guitarist June 4, 2024
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November 5th

Conner Wallace and Chucks birthday.
him: Hey what day is today?

her: November 5th, why?
him: IT IS CHUCK AND BUTTERCOWS BIRTHDAY
by conner wallace November 1, 2021
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