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jakob jones

A clown ass nigga who thinks he’s hard so he snitches on everyone who can beat his ass because he thinks it’ll impress the middle schoolers.
Don’t even waste your time with Jakob Jones.
by Cotton pickin ass nigga January 24, 2020
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Colton Jones

Damn you really acting like Colton Jones
by Doggypubs October 31, 2019
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Jordan Jones

Homie Hopper. Will steal your crush after calling him ugly. She will back stab you after being bestie for an EXTENDED period time. She will call this guy ugly and then when you say you think he’s hot she becomes besties with him and than starts dating him while lying to you saying their just friends. And the only way you figure out how their dating is bc her brother post a picture of them cuddling on his snapchat story. you than proceed to call her out on in and she said “i didn’t mean for this to happen” after asking one of their mural friends to “set them up”. you than proceed to unadd her on ALL social media platforms and changing her contact from her quirky little nickname to her government name and unpin her.
me: that girl is all over EVERY boy that looks her way
Friend: Yeah she’s totally a Jordan Jones
by FoxyFalica August 22, 2022
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dan jones

honestly anyone can fall in love with you and you fall in love too easily. i love you with all of my heart and i’m sure other people do. you are many people soulmates i’m sure but i only wish that i was yours. i love you dan and i always will
by my virtual therapy December 2, 2021
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The Act of Jones

When two gay twins each take a fat shit and don't wipe then ram each others asses then proceed with giving each other sloppy deapthroats
"did you see those two gay fags"

"Yeah I heard the did The Act of Jones"

"fucking fags"
by Toppy Woppy October 2, 2023
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Liam Jones

Liam don't be mean he has a tic tac toe forehead size i played on it with marker he looks funky
by Jack Razga April 25, 2022
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Larry Jones

A guy who lives for food, work, mints, and pepsi.
by john475 December 1, 2021
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