Jah Moment

a moment where you just get shot outside of a motorcycle store, in some instances this can occur when the "moonlight uh!" comes out

Devin: "bruh i just had a jah moment"
Pablo: "damn bruh are you okay i always have jah moments it hurts"
Devin: "Yuh im good"

by cooljahman May 7, 2019

stoner moment

The times when smoking weed your brain seems to freeze, for an undefined amount of time.

It all goes quiet in the room, blank faces every where, yup its a stoner moment.

by Holisticstoner January 30, 2004

Tumbleweed moment

The awkward silence that follows a remarkably dumb, over-the-top comment that nobody else in the room seems to understand, find funny or agree with. (Alluding to the "cartoon moments" in which a tumbleweed passes by in the dessert and all you can hear is the wind`s sound)

Person 1: Did you see that news about the floods in South America?
Person 2: Yeah, that was really funny. Anyway I think they totally had it coming.

Everybody else: .......................... (Tumbleweed moment)

by Mariotol December 9, 2010

kodak moment

An moment that is so beautiful, incredible or downright hilarious that it deserves to be preserved with a picture, and yet no one present has a camera with them.

Now that's a kodak moment

by TilltheEnd August 8, 2010

Richard Moment

When one says or does something weird/annoying/cringe/unfunny, is informed of the weird/annoying/cringe/unfuniness, acknowledges it, and yet continues with the said weird/annoying/cringe/unfunny thing.

"AMOGUS IMPOSTER SUS VENTING SUSSY BAKA."
"Bro what, you're so cringe."
"Yeah I know lol...I'm such a sussy baka XD."
"This is such a Richard Moment."

by sexmaster1337 June 3, 2021

Trent moment

When someone does something stupid, then says agreed

that was a mega gay trent moment

by Yyfacer December 9, 2021

Clarity Moment

the minutes following a male orgasm where he has complete clarity about everything in his life.

0-5 minutes post-ejaculate (clarity moment): i pondered about what events led me to fuck this annoying 3/10 when i could have spent 3 minutes jerking it to my sexy co-workers facebook pictures. what the fuck is wrong with me? i really want to be an astronaut. family guy sucks.

5< minutes post-ejaculate (return to normal): alright maybe if i fuck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.

by well...shit March 3, 2014