stoner moment

The times when smoking weed your brain seems to freeze, for an undefined amount of time.

It all goes quiet in the room, blank faces every where, yup its a stoner moment.

by Holisticstoner January 30, 2004

Tumbleweed moment

The awkward silence that follows a remarkably dumb, over-the-top comment that nobody else in the room seems to understand, find funny or agree with. (Alluding to the "cartoon moments" in which a tumbleweed passes by in the dessert and all you can hear is the wind`s sound)

Person 1: Did you see that news about the floods in South America?
Person 2: Yeah, that was really funny. Anyway I think they totally had it coming.

Everybody else: .......................... (Tumbleweed moment)

by Mariotol December 9, 2010

kodak moment

An moment that is so beautiful, incredible or downright hilarious that it deserves to be preserved with a picture, and yet no one present has a camera with them.

Now that's a kodak moment

by TilltheEnd August 8, 2010

katy moment

when you build up momentum to tell someone something and then forget what that something is

"hey so i wanted to say something"
"yeah sure go for it!"
"....i forgot"
"god, another katy moment?"

by pigoinklord December 26, 2018

Clarity Moment

the minutes following a male orgasm where he has complete clarity about everything in his life.

0-5 minutes post-ejaculate (clarity moment): i pondered about what events led me to fuck this annoying 3/10 when i could have spent 3 minutes jerking it to my sexy co-workers facebook pictures. what the fuck is wrong with me? i really want to be an astronaut. family guy sucks.

5< minutes post-ejaculate (return to normal): alright maybe if i fuck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.

by well...shit March 3, 2014

Isaiah Moment

when something goes over some ones head- more of a bruh moment

Guy one: "hey guys look a vulture"

*3 minuets later*
Guy two: "hey guys is that a vulture"
Guy one: Isaiah moment

by Arugiad June 22, 2022

Butter Moment

When someone does something overly horny and lies about being not horny afterwards

Person 1:hey bb can I see those bobs and vegana
Person 2:lol no I have a bf why are you so horny
Person 1:I'm not horny what are you talking about
Person 2:wow that was such a butter moment

by Cocksledder Supreme November 10, 2020