by NeverJaded April 22, 2023

You are not going to believe this but because we have THREE TASTE BUD SYSTEMS there is going to be more DEFINITION to SEXUAL BEHAVIOR thanks to this and pretty much you would attribute this to our quite complex NERVE ENDINGS on these areas. Do you think FEMALES have THREE TASTE BUD SYSTEMS or jus((⁷
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 7, 2021

When do you think your missus has cheated on you on a night out so just to be sure, you go down on her when she gets home
I was proper paranoid the wife had got with somebody else at her school reunion
Why?
She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick
How did that go?? Was she clean?
Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss
Why?
She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick
How did that go?? Was she clean?
Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss
by Le on January 26, 2022

My wife set her wine glass on the tasting room bar, gave me that look, and said "How about you take me home for a good wife tasting?"
by Not Martian May 9, 2025

by djelleganggang May 4, 2020

A taste-gasm is when an item of food has such an amazing taste, your mouth LITERALLY has an orgasm. Sometimes you can see a woman have one when their eyes roll in the back of their head and they say "oh my GOD, sooooooo good."
"Did you taste that steak I fried up with paprika and garlic? Try it man, you'll have a fucking TASTE-GASM."
by Madame Cafferty May 16, 2018
