amber's tampon

An extra regular motherfucker who is stuck so far up a woman's vagina that he loses sight of his role as a man. In other words, he's a bitch.

There's something wrong with Brian! Must be amber's tampon.

by jadedgypsey March 30, 2015

used tampon

the unfaithful penis that has been used by more than one person until forever

"I just cheated on my ex cuz I'm a used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

tampon soup

When you eat a girl out on her period

" i bet you had tampon soup last night"
"Fuck you joe, she wasnt on her period"

by Throwedreal December 20, 2016

Timmy the tammpy tampon

Timmy is a boy who is a homosexual who plays Genshin and honkai star tail all day, he somehow pulled a magnificent woman despite his homosexual tendencies. He has a sibling who, is I, neo, who has created this definition for him.

“Tommy is a used tampon.”
“Timmy the tammpy tampon come over here you’re needed inside!”

by neoxycl December 22, 2023

Alaskan Tampon

A $10 Hammer.purchaed from the local ace hardware. Use the $10 hammer to complete 8 hours of pounding while building a cabin. Once complete, take the hammer to your air b and b. Wash and dry the hammer in the on site washer and dryer. Insert Alaskan Tampon in you vagaina or mangina.

Bro we need to get back to the house. My Alaskan Tampon is starting to get too pounded.

by Alaskancreampi August 22, 2023

used tampon

the happiness (a penis) that is so hard to find

"Where did I put my used tampon?"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

steel tampon

A dildo

I rather wear a steel tampon

by Up The Shut Fuck You Will March 19, 2019