Flame A Tube

People think it's about smoking weed, but actually, it's about setting off a pipe bomb in the boy's bathroom.

Person One: Hey man, wanna go flame a tube?
Person Two: No thanks, I don't smoke weed.
Person One: Nah man, it's just setting off a pipe bomb in the boy's bathroom.
Person Two: Oh ok, sure.

by NoLobotomies May 28, 2018

Tube Donkey

Term used to describe a mexican burrito so hot it will burn gowing down and coming out. It will make a man burn in his feminine spots and a woman scream in orgasm.

I had a tube donkey for lunch last week, it still hurts. That guy is a tube donkey, hurts my ass just to work with him.

That guy screwed me over like a tube donkey.

by Matt Hashman December 20, 2010

Butthole Tubing

Synonym for kissing. When lips touch during a kiss, the union creates an unbroken tube from one person's butthole, back though the mouth to the other butthole.

Hey baby, would you like to go to the drive in theater and do some butthole tubing?

by TheMooseKnuckle87 November 6, 2021

Surfing the Tube

When you're on YouTube clicking one video after the next. Watching whatever looks interesting.

Friend: whoa you look like you haven't slept in days
You: that's because I haven't, I've been surfing the tube all night

by Cease your faggotry August 29, 2017

Pee-tube

A penis (male genitalia) that hasn’t been used for sex in over a year. Masturbation does not count. It must have been deep in a pussy, with or without a condom. It is only been used to pee.

OMG! Why is your pee-tube showing, it not like anyone going to use it.

by AlwaysGloris June 12, 2018

Pasta tubed

When you get so drunk you end up on a drive way throwing up whole pieces of pasta.

Elle was so pasta tubed last night!

by Deanyounger June 18, 2014

Snow tubing

When one proceeds to duck tape their feet together and pour a line of coke into their ass before being thrown into a cage match with a group of feral coke addicted wolves who were forced to go cold Turkey just a week before

Last Saturday, Jeff bet Bob he couldn’t survive snow tubing since he has a long family history of drug addiction

by Jonny74895873 December 17, 2022