3 bathrooms

Anyone with 3 bathrooms is a rich person no matter what they say.

Izzy- We have 3 bathrooms
Dan- Wow you’re rich
Izzy- No we’re not
Dan- Yeah you are. What do you need 3 bathrooms for??
Izzy- One for disabled people downstairs, one for us upstairs and then my parents sexy en-suite bathroom
Dan- Damn that’s a lot of bathrooms

by SHUBASHUNTA September 7, 2020

bathroom counter trick

When a girl takes a picture of her behind sitting on the counter to make her butt look nicer.

Bella's ass looked so nice with the bathroom counter trick.

by Ursxbkufvkufb July 13, 2017

Bathroom lesbian

A straight girl who gives hicks to other girls in the
bathroom, typically at school. Said bathroom lesbian could have a boyfriend and use the excuse “but there’s no feelings” to reassure you that it isn’t cheating.

"Bro did you see the hicky on Julia's neck"
"Yeah Rylan gave it to her"
"Wait isn't she straight"
"Yeah,she's a bathroom lesbian"

by Little leprechaun May 13, 2022

The grandmas bathroom

When a guy got a handjob from a fat girl in her grandmas bathroom

You hear about the grandmas bathroom with cooper apparently it sounded like macaroni sounds

by 1dk123456789 October 23, 2025

bathroom shuffle

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard

Roommate 1: "Hey guys wanna hit the bathroom shuffle?"
Roommates 2, 3, & 4: "Fuck ya!"

by fuckdaops September 7, 2020

Hawaii Bathroom

When your fart is toxic enough for someone to puke.

Man, I just had a Hawaii bathroom next to Andrea!

by GarrusVakarianMyLove September 21, 2022

public bathroom shit

a type of shit that is just absolutely disgusting and vile; eg: sprayed diarrhea, really big shits, etc.

tom: dude, i just took a public bathroom shit in there...
ray: oh god thanks for the warning, ill grab the febreze

by goobermacht September 22, 2025