Watering the plants

Having a piss. Urinating. Departing to the urinal. Draining the lizard. Taking a slash. Peeing.

"Where's Toby? "
"Oh he'll be back in a min, he's just off watering the plants"

by Matty Lebatty June 23, 2022

Egg Plant

Where anything that makes you look like an eggplant

Sergio Blanco is an egg plant because he where a purple hoodie

by Dylan Drye April 26, 2019

Plant een Olijfboom

Het planten van een olijfboom staat voor hoop, standvastigheid en solidariteit. Plant een Olijfboom is een daad van verzet voor rechtvaardigheid en gelijke rechten in Palestina. Tegen kolonisatie en onteigening. Het planten van olijfbomen helpt mensen hier en daar. De bomen steunen Palestijnse families financieel en tegen onteigening, evenals ze mensen warmte geven die ter herinnering of als aandenken aan een bijzonder moment een boom namens iemand laten planten. Deze olijfbomen verbinden en geven kracht.

Ik Plant een Olijfboom in Palestina.

by Falaheen November 23, 2021

planting chics

Code for getting a pizza.

Hungry?
Yeah.
Planting chics?
Sure, sausage, mushroom and onion.

or

Netflix and planting chics?
Pizza and a movie sounds good.

by diK enieffaC ehT December 19, 2016

Plant

Its green.

"hey whats that green thing over there?"

"Oh that's a plant."

by ImAlive.com August 31, 2021

Plant

Someone whom, much like a plant, looks good however provides no value besides aesthetic to the room they're in.

Tyler: "Did you meet Todd's new girlfriend?"
Sam: "Yeah, I did. What did you think of her?"
Tyler: "She seems like a plant. Cant say he doesn't have a type!"

by Hu Flong Shit April 26, 2021

Water each other's plants

1. To maintain an office-relationship between adjacent plant-owners who water each other's plants in the absence of one or the other.

2. By extension, to keep each other company.

"I think they had a plant-relationship back in meat space."
"What do you mean?"
"They used to water each other's plants back when we were in the office."
"Oh, like kept each other company?"
"Yeah; but they literally watered each other's plants, too."

by Faiyoh5d July 27, 2021