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ordering off the menu

While in a relationship you have sexual encounters with another person that is not your significant other.
You can look at the menu; You cant talk about the menu; but you dont order off the menu.

Jimmy: Were you ordering off the menu?
Brandon: Barely i just got some bread.
by jimbrand beer January 9, 2012
mugGet the ordering off the menumug.

Order 69

Similar to Star Wars, however this is the direction your CEO gives when he wants to fuck the whole company.
Our company was profitable with happy customers until Todd executed Order 69 and just fucked everyone over. Say goodbye to our bonuses.
by Flexo Rodriguez August 21, 2021
mugGet the Order 69mug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Who Ordered This Shalashaskahastalavista?!?<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Who Ordered This Shalashaskahastalavista?!?<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 July 16, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Who Ordered This Shalashaskahastalavista?!?<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Eating Dis Order

When several people are ordering at a restaurant and someone orders something big or good or deep fried and then some skinny bitch at the table orders like a side salad or a cup of tea or some other weird try hard skinny bitch shit basically the order itself is a dis to the person who originally ordered.
Yeah I don’t know like I hope she’s okay and healthy and everything but last time we went out together she kept going to the bathroom alone and then didn’t order anything all night I feel like she might have an eating dis order.
by BobFlossy April 22, 2023
mugGet the Eating Dis Ordermug.

No fines, summonses, or restraining orders

What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.
Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
mugGet the No fines, summonses, or restraining ordersmug.

Public order merchant

A person who uses the public order act as a threat to report you even to the police even though you've done nothing wrong.
For example a passerby thinks you swore so they threaten to call the police on you the passerby would be a public order merchant.
by BOB G 69 April 4, 2025
mugGet the Public order merchantmug.

fallen order

the BEST game of 2019. its a starwars game on ea play
have you played fallen order dude its good for ea
by lumity_person July 29, 2022
mugGet the fallen ordermug.

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