Sweaty Try-hard

An alternate name for a nerd. Also called a Sweat.

Teacher: *asks simple yes/no question*
Nerd: *Gives a 10 minute 8 paragraph verbal answer*
Person A: “did you hear _____ they are the biggest sweat”
Person B: *mimiking the nerd* “according to my calculathionth, I am a sweat” *(nerdy lisp)*
Person A: Yeah, what a Sweaty Try-hard!
Person B: Hello and welcome to destination perspiration!
Person A: *exaggerates the movement of wiping sweat from their forehead* Begibing to perspire are we?
Person A + B: *gets in trouble for talking*

by The Lord of The Oofs November 12, 2018

sweaty croat

(f.)A female individual of Croatian decent who is unusually sweaty on regions of the hands feet and arm pits. this individual is usually also, due to aforementioned reason, smelly. One should beware of this person removing their sweater in public

Gala is a sweaty croat

by Josh List June 12, 2008

Sweaty Mook

A phrase to use to use in an argument or just in passing conversation, make sure to pronounce the S with extra fizz "SSSSWWEATY MOOK".

Same as saying "shut it you dirty cock".

Can also add "stain" on the end to add extra shazam.

Well........you're a sweaty mook.

Shut it you sweaty mook stain.

Dan - "Seen Monwara Begum today?"

Rob - "Nah"

Dan - "Oh well, that sweaty mook does my nut in anyway".

by Daniel Heaton August 11, 2006

sweaty

Adj, pertaining to those who drive nissan maximas and hang around outside walmart. Sweaties usually dress in skateboard apparel but have been known to sport anything from hunting camoflauge to a football letter jacket. Music taste can vary, but wigger is a popular choice.

He is so sweaty, I saw him streetracing his honda civic around the mall with his sweaty goattee.

by Voltaire1988 June 4, 2007

Sweaty Shitbag

A fat guy in gym who sucks at every sport but when somebody makes a mistake, can't serve, or doesn't hit the ball properly rolls his eyes and says very loudly in his fat-guy voice, "What was THAT!" or "Why would you just stand there?"
The person most likely to have a ball aimed at his head. Most often raped by his father during early childhood. His mother never loved him. See also plink ball hog

Victoria tries to serve the volleyball, tries her best, and it lands just in front of the net. Bret, who happens to be a Sweaty Shitbag, moans to his boyfriend, Dimitri, also a Sweaty Shitbag, and then they guffaw, miss many more balls, and after class go have sex in the locker room.

by Laura (ARSON!) March 5, 2008

Sweaty taco

The action of placing one's penis in between the sweaty flab pockets in a woman's stomach, making the shape of a taco. Sometimes the smell of the sweat from the flab will mix with the beaty swollocks, and one might therefore feel a distinctive smell of ass wine hanging in the air.

Me: "Hey man she gave me such a lovely sweaty taco last night."

Rob: "Wow! How did it feel?!"

Me: ''It was a bit like shoving my penis in between two pieces of soggy sweaty bread!"

Rob: "Sweet I might go home and try that with the Mrs."

Me: "Yeah go for it. You should be careful though because sometimes the smell from you ball came mix with the sweat from her flab and the end aroma wont be pleasant."

by B!B! November 15, 2012

Sweaty Doritos

When you're in the boys locker room, you catch a sudden whiff of a terrible smell, almost similar to Doritos. Then the first damn word that pops from your mind is Sweat, the second word is Doritos! Sweaty Doritos!

Guy 1: Oh my god, someone in here smells like Sweaty Doritos!
Guy 2: Hey that's racist, just because I'm Mexican and I eat Doritos!

by XxTheGreyFoxxX May 13, 2016