Sweat-mathing

The desperate, reactionary act of attempting to exclude yourself from a time-based crisis using mathematics in a social setting.

Dude, Stacy told me she was pregnant yesterday. I just stared right through her while sweat-mathing.

by Alkaiser September 09, 2010

Sweat clank

When you go to take a dump while your sweating really bad and the toilet seat sticks to ur ass and slams down and goes clank !

Jimmy, I had to go to the bathroom really bad after jogging and had a sweat clank

by Chesterbimbo December 20, 2015

Bagel sweats

After having a large, filling bagel, you feel so full and out of shape that you start to reevaluate your breakfast choice.

*leaving a bakery*
Jackson: Holy crap do I have the bagel sweats. Crank the A/C!

by Emleh June 04, 2015

sweat depreciation

home improvement projects completed during a depreciating real estate market

I completed the patio project and gained some sweat depreciation.

by 1SmartBlonde July 02, 2009

pink sweat

the smell after sex

wanna go make some pink sweat?

by ribbondoctorsandal January 17, 2018

Sweat watcher

A person who watches movies and shows, but is deeply immersed in them and feels heavy emotions to the characters struggles

He was sad for months when brooklyn nine nine ended, he's such a sweat watcher.

by Professor B. December 15, 2021

gob sweat

Putrid sweat between your balls

Don't lay on the bed with all that gob sweat

by Ashez80 January 22, 2017