Shane

A pastey white bitch. Who has no pipe and fucks with ugly dirty toed girls. And monkey faced bitches.

Nick: Hey, look at that fat bitch! Id never go out with her!
Fahiem: Aye i heard shanes pullin her on myspace.
Walt: Yeah shanes a queer.

by KameronPotts February 8, 2009

shane crump

the former bassist of the band Alesana
he left the band to be with his girlfriend sometime in july 2008

aww man! why did shane crump have to leave alesana! he was amazing!

by AllTimeLoeHoe August 11, 2008

Shane Everson

A homosexual loser who lives with his mom and has many things in common with the subway guy and Michael Jackson

Man: Bro you see Shane Everson ?
Girl: I havent seen him in years Why?
Man: Last time I heard he was living with his mom and jacking off to beastiality porn on his computer
Girl: wow I always knew he was a loser
Man:Yeah I can't stand the sight of his face it makes me want to punch it
Girl: Yeah I'd love to punch Shane in his face
Man: Me too Shane has to most punchable face ever

by Timmytrumpet June 10, 2018

Shane Dawson

A pedophile and a racist

Person1: Hey, is that Shane Dawson?
Person2: Oh you mean the 30 year old man who did blackface, yellowface, sexualized a child twice?

by froggybb June 28, 2020

Shane Bradley

One who is of the black race, freakishly attractive, and has a rather large penis. Normally, other males such as cody, budddy (also know as james) and other losers tend to be jealous of the domminant beast. Shane bradley is an awsome guitar player who gave some well known guitar players lessons..such as : Rage against the machines, coheed and cambria, weezer, nirvana, MCR, and many more. shanes lessons normally begin with him warming up, by playing the entire song "Welcome Home" with his toes.. This tends to relax his muscles.. Also, to relax his "mind" cody's mom gives him face in the back of her school bus..........ps hes a damn good skater to..some times the ladies see him as a god like figure. maybe in the near future there maybe a religion called Shane-is-Awsome-ism.

Shane bradley is a Very Awsome Guy a Guitar God, a Person Thats better than you, a God, Chuck norris's hero, Alana's an ape, Buddy has herpes, bus 35, and a Reli awsome guy who gets all the play and chicks wanna attack him and give him face at the sight of.

by Fan of shane bradley April 7, 2008

shane mullen

A beautiful, intelligent, sexy beast who has the sexiest body in the world. And he has a huge d**k.

"omg did you see that shane mullen walk by! i think i passed out!!!!!"

by strikerman101 October 2, 2011

Shane

Shanes are often very sweet. They like sharpies, especially rainbow packs. They look awesome in skinny jeans. They date girls with the same haircut as them. You can always trust them with your life. If you ever have the chance to date or be friends with one, never let them go. They are one of the most amazing people that you will ever meet.
Their hobbies include: writing on rocks, writing on walls, coloring Converse, listening to screamo, kicking down mailboxes, doing backflips, jumping out of trees, and jumping into bushes.
AKA: That Stupid Shane Kid, Spiderman.

Lauren: Dude, that stupid shane kid just knocked down a mailbox.
Madison: I know, I love him.

by NiggerLegs0925 April 19, 2009