A perfect superhero that would be ashamed of all the sexual definitions of his name. Also he doesn’t feel so good in infinity war.
by Flame21 May 5, 2019
Get the Spider-Manmug. A aids disease transmitted via word of mouth.
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The origin of Spider-Aids is currently unknown but major bodies have contributed to the discovery of origin and based off their contributions it seems as though Spider-Aids originated from ancient Greek Maya pyramid tombstones, Patient Zero was a monk dignified in discovering his ancestral graves hidden in the depths of the Pyramid made by those who worship the Greek Goddess. Whilst searching for his ancestor's body, as he opened a tombstone a alleged spider came out from the body's mouth and lynched his web around the Monk, slowing hanging him whilst dragging him into the Tomb with the Ancestor.
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Those who have the disease known as Spider-Aids is the taco at your local gas station and a gay furbee from Toys-R-Us (recently closed)
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The origin of Spider-Aids is currently unknown but major bodies have contributed to the discovery of origin and based off their contributions it seems as though Spider-Aids originated from ancient Greek Maya pyramid tombstones, Patient Zero was a monk dignified in discovering his ancestral graves hidden in the depths of the Pyramid made by those who worship the Greek Goddess. Whilst searching for his ancestor's body, as he opened a tombstone a alleged spider came out from the body's mouth and lynched his web around the Monk, slowing hanging him whilst dragging him into the Tomb with the Ancestor.
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Those who have the disease known as Spider-Aids is the taco at your local gas station and a gay furbee from Toys-R-Us (recently closed)
by Tyrone long dick May 26, 2018
Get the Spider-Aidsmug. The act of coring out a cucumber and inserting it into one’s anus while asleep to allow passage of spiders or other insects throughout the night.
by Galgotgame August 8, 2019
Get the spider bridgemug. A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010
Get the sharting spidermug. 1. When two girls intersect legs and rub or 'bump' their lady parts in a sexual motion.
2. When two girls rub and grind their dripping wet pussies together.
2. When two girls rub and grind their dripping wet pussies together.
by yumtown March 13, 2009
Get the Spider bumpmug. "Looks like a rat but's got a face just like a spider," will bite people, and leaves a stinger as long as a man's finger; they often haunt the dreams of cowboys. Gunsmoke Season 5 Episode 7
by globs March 14, 2016
Get the spider-ratmug. Dude wandering around in the east of India: Wow! Look at that spider! It must be one of those tasty Wombo Spiders!
by Cirion August 29, 2010
Get the Wombo Spidermug.