Seidelman

Bartender; Beer Slinger - of German origin

That Seidelman sure served up a great brew!

by Daysleeper84 June 11, 2009

spidermaning

The art of double fingering one or more woman with the middle and ring fingers, in the manner of how Spider-Man slings webs

Last night I was spidermaning my girlfriend and her friend.

by Pineapplejaxkherer September 4, 2016

Sideman

An idiot or jack ass. (Mostly an English colloqualism)

Person 1: Oh look at him, he's a sideman

by My pseudonym is 'Poop' May 24, 2015

sideman

sideman (adj) a fat fuck who just plays online poker all day he also does not have any friends and no one likes him cuz she smells he also isnt well with the ladies

Rob SIDEMAN is the biggest fucking retard out there if he walked up a flight of stairs he would break his ankle

by chris seymour March 12, 2005

spider-man

When someone decides to have sex directly after having their balls busted which causes blood to come out instead of jizz.

damn it, I had a spider-man.

by patty watty the fat faggy May 11, 2010

Spider-Man

The act of excessively cumming.

"Holy fuck that pornstar just got seriously spider-manned!"

by brandizzle fo shizzle, nizzles and bizzles October 19, 2003

Spider Man

A technique of fingering a girl. Similar to the spock. To perform the Spider Man, you insert your index finger up the pussy hole and your little finger up the ass and give it all you got... and voila!

spider man, spider man, does whatever a spider can...

by menthos chewing gum ltd. January 13, 2009