Something I'm not... Outside of the wild coincidence. THAT I'm sorry for but literally nothing else. And I'm only mildly sorry. It's more amusing than anything.
Hym "I'm sorry that I threatened him instead of just murdering them all. There, happy? I'm just kidding. I'm not sorry at all. For anything. And again. You CANNOT stand not being able to control me. You, whoever you're cooperating with. That's alright. Your cancer priest is burning in the hell I've made for him. Know that for certain. Or die and go see it for yourself. Sorry. Maybe I'll forgive him later."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
Get the Sorrymug. when you are just so excited that you are bordering on apologetic for the amount of excitement you feel
by enluv March 5, 2022
Get the sorry excitedmug. P1: (Bumps over P2’s drink). Omg I’m so sorry!
P2: Oh no, you’re good. It’s alright.
P1: No, it was wrong, sorry
P2: No, for real, you’re good
P1: Ok. Sorry, I’ll let it go
P2: Omg…
P1: Sorry! I have Sorry Tourettes
P2: Oh no, you’re good. It’s alright.
P1: No, it was wrong, sorry
P2: No, for real, you’re good
P1: Ok. Sorry, I’ll let it go
P2: Omg…
P1: Sorry! I have Sorry Tourettes
by NoVanity July 29, 2021
Get the Sorry Tourettesmug. by Axel lvl master September 17, 2023
Get the I’m sorrymug. 
Pretty sure it's Canada's national anthem (As a Canadian, I'm saying it is). Used in any situation, whether the individual saying it is guilty or not.
"I just hit your car and I'll pay you 10k to compensate for the damage"
Canadian: "I'm sorry about that"
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"I murdered my family"
Canadian: "I'm sorry"
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You get it
Canadian: "I'm sorry about that"
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"I murdered my family"
Canadian: "I'm sorry"
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You get it
by Torteee February 28, 2021
Get the Sorrymug.