Status Shuffle

An application on Facebook for unfunny people that have no mind of their own and have to steal other people's wit and humour!

Have you read his status? It was slightly funny. Oh no, wait, it's Status Shuffle, what a loser!

by OotzOotz February 18, 2010

Snuffed

Punched

After that fool started talking hella shit, i SNUFFED his ass and he was laide out...

by Stylez September 16, 2003

snuffbox

Snuffbox is one of the most famous pirate corporations in EVE Online and they're usually winning the game. The name is a mixture from snuffing and 'boxing', which means all of the members play in multiple clients at the same time so they're able to fight even when massively outnumbered by over 9000.

Hey, did you hear of Gallente Fed last night? They got snuffboxed again.
"Caps out quick as fuck!"

by Tyranero September 15, 2011

Scufflecone

When one is dazed with confusion, or looks scruffy; Not pleasurable to the eyes
Comes from the latin root : fuk

I went to the grocery store and the checkout lady looked like a scufflecone.
Damn i sure feel bad for those boys... Their parents must be such scufflecones

by Pegleg2060 February 14, 2009

re shuffle the deck

While driving in heavy traffic and you keep seeing the same chicks at every stop or light. You have to pull into a parking lot to Re Shuffle the deck to get some new scenery.

Every time I stopped at a traffic light I kept seein the same ugly bitches so I had to pull over to re shuffle the deck.

by KennnBo March 20, 2008

2-Pump Shuffle

A 2-pump shuffle is a sexual act in which the male gets the female nude, then proceeds to enter his penis in-and-out of the the females vagina two times. The 2-pump shuffle is only official if there is no more sexual activity following the two "pumps" and the man leaves the woman hanging.

That girl is ugly! I wouldn't give her the full bang, but I'd probably give her the 2-pump shuffle for the sake of good comedy.

by Mic E.D. November 19, 2010

Snuffworthy

To be worthy of death, assassination, or selected to be killed.

Tiger: Help me honey, im outside the house in the car, trapped behind a tree.

Elin: You idiot. Your so snuffworthy right now.

by BYOM24 December 15, 2009