salty slap

The wiping of ones sweaty privates and smacking an unsuspecting individual across the face.

That bitch pissed me off so bad i gave her the salty slap.

by scottn June 15, 2006

Slapping the Cat

Another term for female masturbation

Boy: I walked in on my sister slapping the cat last night
Boy2: I wish I could have seen that. Your sister is hot.

by ZachZachZachZachZachZach March 26, 2019

Neon slap

The act of slapping the dash board of a Neon to get the gauges working. Owners of 1st generation Neons are probably quite familiar with this.

"Damn, speedo stopped working again!"
< Neon slap >
"That's better."

by MITB September 13, 2006

Will The Slap Smith

Keep MY WIFES NAME OUT OF YOUR F*CKING MOUTH! Followed by a slap to the face, as Chris Rock is unhindered. Will won't keep guys out of her mouth though.

"I'll do nothing while my wife gets clapped, but hell, mention her hair and you'll get slapped.

"That's just Will The Slap Smith for ya"

by wholesomekeanuchungus March 29, 2022

Slump Slapped

When your sitting in a car slumpin tunes (usually high) and annoying heads begin to role up from no where asking if you got pills, weed, alcohol, cigs, or whatever it might be....

Ya, I was posted up with garfunkle at 7eleven and three heads popped up askin if we had dank. We were chillin to those nigas slump slapped us

by CitizensPatrol November 13, 2009

blanket slap

When one person does something wrong but you have to smack everyone in the group to ensure no one else does the same thing.

Person 1: He wasn't complaining about me, was he?
Person 2: No, it was someone else but I had to blanket slap all of you anyway.

by VidkidVidkid May 18, 2017

Fob slap

The act of screaming "Du ma!" like a fob, then pulling a soggy, wet, greasy, cold, stanky eggroll out of ones pocket and shoving it into anothers mouth while they are trying to talk. Then violently slap the victim till satisfied.

girl: do you have s-i-l-v-e-r-w-a-r-e?...
guy: DU MA!!!
*fob slap*
girl: ow wtf!...oh hell naw. i've just been fob slapped. fml.

by PhatassTactix October 9, 2010