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seed hit

When your smoking a joint and you burn through a seed that you didn't find when you rolled it.
That seed hit was harsh. I don't want to do that again.
by jimmybomm January 28, 2021
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Alberta hay seed

When the bail spike on a front end loader tractor is inserted into the anus or vagina and used to lift the person up.
Old Joe's loves getting the alberta hay seed.
by Holybob November 14, 2020
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perm-seed

Short for Permanent Seeding - In the context of peer to peer file sharing, and popular ideas in general: To enjoy something immensely or feel strongly about a file or concept and wish be able to continually share it with others.
"I'm going to perm-seed 'An Inconvenient Truth' just to digitally stick it to big oil."

"That Rabbi tends to perm-seed morals in every discussion."
by Digital Signal X December 11, 2008
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Seed

When a man cums on your ass cheeks and then pushes the cum in your ass.
Brady Quinn fucked me good last night, so fucking good, was an awesome seeding, he owns me"
by ANTHONYnMs December 13, 2017
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Unicorn Seed

The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends

For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
Matt: "I heard Damen purchased a new jug of Unicorn Seed the other day."
by Elk Skinned Carburetor April 29, 2024
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Popped a seed in ye

When a male is trying to impress or show off to his baby-momma how manly he is, mostly in a slimy or inappropriate way.
Remember when we used to bang? I popped a seed in ye. That’s what makes me a Man. 💪
by dustbin August 26, 2023
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Sunflower seed

To chew up sunflower seeds (or any other kind of seeds, e.g. pepitas), spread someones' ass cheeks, and spit them into their gaping asshole. Preferably, the seeds will still be crunchy.
P1: "Hey man, where did you go?"
P2: "Ah sorry, some old lady sunflower seeded me in the grocery store and I had to clean up because I was so ashamed."
P1: "Damn you're kinky"
by elktf2 January 11, 2022
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