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seal kiss

When your girlfriend lie on her belly naked and you are licking her pussy and you suddenly put your tongue into her anus without warning. She will got scared and sounds like a seal. While se will try to escape, she will also move like a seal too.
- Hey Tim, i seal kissed Jessica today, she was amazed.
-Nice one bro.
by Seal Kiss Dave May 16, 2018
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clubbing baby seals

When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.
"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
by Skalkin November 10, 2019
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Seal

When someone draws some dicks on your elementary school and u gotta tell all the little kids they’re seals
Little kid: what’s that thingy on the wall?
Older kid: a seal
by Queen Catmow September 21, 2019
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Seals

Seals: A non-common name usually used a surname.Its uniqueness attracts many and the owners of such names have many suites."Seals"are normally compared to the known sea mammals.Some Seals are not swimmers but great comedians
You should get a Seals in your life😁😁
by I'm Jayda Seals April 22, 2018
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Sgt Seals

A Poseidon SCP breach high-ranked User on Gmod that is sometimes a dick for some reason.
Sgt seals Has a very small penis
by Chubba Fett April 23, 2018
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Seal Team 6

When 6 makes guys walk in a room and the first guys shoots cum at your head.
Laurie was waiting for her boyfriend to come in the room. Instead, she got the seal team 6 from his hockey team.
by Hockey Donkey January 6, 2018
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Perfect seal

The perfect seal. Every oriface that can be used for sex is used at 1 time.3 cocks one girl
Slut wants to get fucked by 3 guys at once so they give her the perfect seal
by Leon.c October 5, 2017
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