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Quit and spit

The act of quitting your job so you can hit on a former coworker who has reservations about dating coworkers
Coworker 1: Where's Brian? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Coworker 2: He quit so he could hit on Sarah.

Cowroker 1: Why did he have to quit?

Coworker 2: Sarah said she won't date coworkers so Brian had to Quit and spit.
by KrustyWeiner420 April 18, 2018
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Spit Bucket

When youre eating out a girl and you hack up a loogie and spit it into her pussy

(sound effects must be included)
"Bro i just made my girl friend a spit bucket!"
by flyingpolack February 23, 2019
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Spitting Crain

The act of giving an award winning head job while using no hands. The hands don’t really know where to go so you just hold them up in the air until you look like you are preparing for the finishing move in The Karate Kid. Then when he blows his load the head giver spits it out to finish the Spitting Crain
Whoa, that bitch look like Danial San from karate kid. Come on baby sweep the leg, I mean dick! Oh she didn’t swallow it. She spit it back on him like a Spitting Crain.
by HortonSeesAPoo June 19, 2018
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Shit-Spit

When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.
My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.
by silentshotghost June 21, 2018
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spit train

The line of bodily fluids that attach when you eat or kiss someone
We had a passionate kiss but when I pulled away there was a spit train
by Choochoo2 October 3, 2018
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Pip Spit

When you cum in someone’s mouth and they spit it back in yours
Hey josh, let’s pip spit!
by heixhfbdjd November 1, 2022
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Spit into pears

When somebody doesn't understand the assignment and accidentally buys pears and spits in them
Teacher: Split into pairs please
Students: wtf? *Spit into pears*
by Panarin May 31, 2022
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