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Spider-Aids

A aids disease transmitted via word of mouth.

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The origin of Spider-Aids is currently unknown but major bodies have contributed to the discovery of origin and based off their contributions it seems as though Spider-Aids originated from ancient Greek Maya pyramid tombstones, Patient Zero was a monk dignified in discovering his ancestral graves hidden in the depths of the Pyramid made by those who worship the Greek Goddess. Whilst searching for his ancestor's body, as he opened a tombstone a alleged spider came out from the body's mouth and lynched his web around the Monk, slowing hanging him whilst dragging him into the Tomb with the Ancestor.
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Those who have the disease known as Spider-Aids is the taco at your local gas station and a gay furbee from Toys-R-Us (recently closed)
Doctor: "You have aids."
Patient: "You mean Spider-Aids?"
Doctor: "Oh no."
by Tyrone long dick May 26, 2018
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Wombo Spider

A very rare, gigantic spider found in the regions of East India. They are a real delicacy in India.
Dude wandering around in the east of India: Wow! Look at that spider! It must be one of those tasty Wombo Spiders!
by Cirion August 29, 2010
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spider bridge

The act of coring out a cucumber and inserting it into one’s anus while asleep to allow passage of spiders or other insects throughout the night.
Henry made a sweet spider bridge last night, he loves those little guys.
by Galgotgame August 8, 2019
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sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010
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Spider man

a guy wearing mask who had the mission to destroy the city of new york to just save a pussy
cleaner numba 1: oh look spider man
cleaner numba 2:oh shit here we go again
by griythan December 27, 2020
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Spider bump

1. When two girls intersect legs and rub or 'bump' their lady parts in a sexual motion.

2. When two girls rub and grind their dripping wet pussies together.
Those girls are totally going home to spider bump.
by yumtown March 13, 2009
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The Dance of the Spider

When you want to blow your load on a girl's face but she doesn't want to take so you hold her still while she tries to break free. Thus you shoot it over her face while she tries to get away making a spiderweb on her face.
My girl didn't was it on her face but I went ahead and gave her the dance of the spider.
Good job bro!
by ktmax June 21, 2012
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