Joerg speed

Slower then a turtle

Man you're going Joerg speed, you're super slow.

by TMMITL April 10, 2019

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speed logging

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.

I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!

by gatorfeeder February 5, 2014

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speeding tax

A small amount of money that you pay on occasion so you can drive as fast as you want all the time.

Today I saw the tax man behind me with his lights on to let me know o was due to pay the speeding tax.

by Put your finger in my stoma September 29, 2023

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speed hack

by 15196 January 20, 2019

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Speed Buggy

The 1973-1974 cartoon about the sputtering flying human car, or the human car itself.

Harun, Hayden and Hakeem all enjoy watching Speed Buggy.

Speed Buggy's numbers are 70 and or 51.

by JMC70 March 24, 2019

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Exceeding the posted speed limit by such a large margin that if clocked by the authorities, your "Speeding Ticket," involves a Bailbondsman, a lawyer and an impound fee. Exceptions include: A pregnant woman giving birth and any wound requiring more than 12 stitches to either yourself or a passenger (Both are valid only when enroute to a hospital).

Felony Speed." ex: Driving 116mph in a 65mph zone and getting clocked on radar by police. Double points on your license if it was in a construction zone. You can't talk your way out of a ticket if the officer has his gun drawn and is performing a "Felony Stop."

by Sky_Pirate7222 November 30, 2010

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