by TMMITL April 10, 2019
Get the Joerg speedmug. I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!
by gatorfeeder February 5, 2014
Get the speed loggingmug. Today I saw the tax man behind me with his lights on to let me know o was due to pay the speeding tax.
by Put your finger in my stoma September 29, 2023
Get the speeding taxmug. by JMC70 March 24, 2019
Get the Speed Buggymug. Exceeding the posted speed limit by such a large margin that if clocked by the authorities, your "Speeding Ticket," involves a Bailbondsman, a lawyer and an impound fee. Exceptions include: A pregnant woman giving birth and any wound requiring more than 12 stitches to either yourself or a passenger (Both are valid only when enroute to a hospital).
Felony Speed." ex: Driving 116mph in a 65mph zone and getting clocked on radar by police. Double points on your license if it was in a construction zone. You can't talk your way out of a ticket if the officer has his gun drawn and is performing a "Felony Stop."
by Sky_Pirate7222 November 30, 2010
Get the Felony Speedmug. A gorgeous woman who loves hot rods, motorcycles, traveling, and sex positivity! You can find her at car/motorcycle shows and just being stunning!
by Catiekitten March 4, 2019
Get the Speed Bunnymug. 