sloth texter

Someone who takes forever to text back

I hate texting jody he is such a sloth texter

by Kk that girl March 2, 2017

Sloth broth

When a female sloth reaches its peak orgasm it leaks its distinctive wet clumpy smelling cum

Th sloth dragged herself across the kitchen floor leaving her sloth broth trail for all to see.

by Snappy17 April 24, 2017

Slothage

One whose penis head looks like a sloths head.

Ian's sausage is short so we call it a slothage

by Big Dick Landon June 6, 2017

Sloth Disease

A disease that makes you obsess with sloths to the point that you keep screaming the word sloth every hour.

Tom loves sloths due to sloth disease

by Elite Green August 24, 2017

slothin

When your dick is so long its slopes down and can only move in small slow movements such as a sloth.

ay yo ma im slothin so hard right now

by rudedad123 October 30, 2017

Slothin

When a person is being extra fucking lazy and doesn't want to do a damn thing. Also when a person has bad posture.

"Man check out that dude he's slothin to the fullest."

" Quit slothin around and clean your room!"

by Elhefejigga December 6, 2017

sloth

Named after the animal. When a person is very slow. A Sloth will keep smiling while doing his work and keeps calm, even when people are yelling at him/her. Most Sloths aren't thicc and have long arms where they can pick objects from almost unreachable places.

Dude: Damn look at that Sloth
other dude: she ain't thicc
Dude: Yes and she is very slow
other dude: look at her smile!

by Thicc sloth January 23, 2018