Albanian Mirror Selfie

Following a date when someone is third-wheeling, start having intercourse in front of the closet mirror and tell the third-wheeler to go home so that the two can watch themselves in the mirror.

We went on a date with a third-wheeler, and after at her place, I told the other guy to take an Albanian Mirror Selfie, and I kicked him out the door.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Selfie

You're a selfish person, but look like a fish (but in a cute way)

Wow, Kearston, have you ever gotten that you're a Selfie?

by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022

Selfy

Take a photo by yourself from front camera

Let's take a selfy

by Li flower April 6, 2022

Selfy

Take a photo by yourself from front camera

Let's take a selfy

by Li flower April 6, 2022

Selfy

Take a photo by yourself from front camera

Let's take a selfy

by Li flower April 6, 2022

selfie

masturbation
sort of a twist on "go fuk yourself"
or

Q. "you are so good in bed... why?"
A. "I practice a lot when I'm alone"

that film was so.... I had to do a selfie driving home

by Alpino January 6, 2021

Capitol Selfies

Selfies taken while breaching a Capitol Building and committing crimes therein which are often used as evidence of criminal acts by law enforcement or the courts. Bonus points if one is wearing a unique outfit or an identification card that makes it easy to identify them while they're taking the selfie

That idiot Bob took several Capitol Selfies in the US Capitol last week and now the FBI has submitted them as evidence.

by jesster79 January 12, 2021