Satan Smasher

A special technique used during sex where the male douses his dick in gasoline then lights it on fire and proceeds to analy smash his victim all while doing it with a coffin.

Guy 1: You know Kelly?
Guy 2: Yeah didn't she die recently
Guy 1: Yeah you wanna know why? Cause I showed her the Satan Smasher.
Guy 2: Fuck...

by Solidus62 September 18, 2017

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Satan’s peaches

The dirty down south grunge style of a woman’s vagina

Damn I took her clothes off and there it was, her Satan’s peaches

by Actionjackson43 June 10, 2018

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Satan's Milkshake

The mixture of shit and cum that comes out of a asshole.

Bro me and my girl tried anal lastnight, she made me suck up my Satan's Milkshake through a straw.

by SaltWithNoPepper May 09, 2020

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Satan Sneeze

An extremely putrid fart. A pass of gas that could be confused as a sneeze from the devil himself.

{while driving in a car with the windows rolled up}

Did satan sneeze? My word, a little warning next time. My nose hairs are burning and I can taste it.

{Windows get rolled down quickly}

by beardedbandit May 13, 2013

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Satanic Verse

Started by the blog Who Rattled Your Cage (whorattledyourcage.blogspot.com), 'Satanic Verse' is Scottish rhyming slang for 'erse' (arse or behind). The blogger thought it would be funny to turn a literary controversy into cheeky rhyming slang.

"Stick that right up yer Satanic Verse."

by Scotsmanic69 January 22, 2023

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