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John Racism

John Racism, the inventor of racism, grew up in Mobile, Alabama, in the early 1700s. One day he stumbled across his very first black person and was fascinated at the pigment in their skin. From that day forward he dedicated his life to hating everyone based on the color of their skin and he made it known that in his mind, people with the same white skin as him, her higher in status then every other skin color. The people of his hometown all loved this idea due to them also having white skin. The word quickly spread amongst the white world and this amassed something of a cult following for John. To honor his name, the action of hating someone based off their color garnered his last name “Racism”. Although John may not have known it at the time, he would go on to have the biggest impact on this world, splitting it into a war of which race would end up on top.
Aaron: “Racism is such a bizarre concept, if it wasn’t for John Racism, I would have been felt more comfortable with the color of my skin”

Carlos: “Hell no! John Racism was a badass, I love being able to say racial slurs and feel better about myself because of my white skin!”
by Saucy Spoon December 12, 2023
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Racism

Discriminative Behavior Or Hatred towards someone based on their race/ethnicity (not nationality)

White Man 1 👨🏼 🦳: do you see that guy over there? yuck look at his skin
White Man 2 🧔🏼: Yeah, I do see his skin. He looks like a negro
Black Man 1 🧔🏾 ♂️: Guys stop discriminating my race and the color of my skin! That’s Racism!
A person discriminating another over race (White, Black, Asian, Hispanic, Native, Pacific Islander etc.) Or Ethnicity (Welsh, English, Chinese, Pakistani, Afghani, Arab, Jewish, Romani, Scottish, N. Irish, Irish, Irish Traveller) Racism
by Yeezy0927 August 3, 2023
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Apple DBD Racism

Being racist to people who use apple products in ‘Dead by Daylight
While I was playing, I experienced casual Apple DBD Racism!”
by BdBalls November 12, 2023
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Balkan racism mode

When a man from the Balkans goes full racism mode on a person of colour for a reason that can vary from mild argument to losing a match in Roblox football. What usually proceeds is the man experiencing the syndrome called Lithuanian Ball Cancer, which usually cause the man to die within 72 hours
Youseff: Damn bro, Jeremiah went full Balkan racism mode!

Jeremiah: (Racist with Lithuanian ball cancer symptoms)
by weednosethereindeer January 15, 2022
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Racial Racism

Being racist to your own kind about being racist.

Koreans are the main cause of this problem, in their search for some Pussy.
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Andy: Hey I can I eat your pussy?
Jade: No
Andy: That's fine I'll just settle for Cale's Cat.
Andy: I hate Koreans, always eating Cats, fuck those racists ching chongs.

Racial Racism because Andy is being racist to racist Koreans being racist.
by Lettuce (Vegan Fucker) August 10, 2016
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The act of hatred toward participants of a designated zodiac group
You don’t want to date that guy because he’s a Leo? That’s Inter-constellational Racism
by The one with the book February 26, 2022
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racism

person 1: your so racist that your a racism fan
person 2: thank you thats a hobby of mine
by black nigga slave 7 January 4, 2025
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