woods porn

A porno magazine that is tucked away in the woods for the next generation of horny teenagers to find. It is known that the members of metal bands Shadows Fall and From Autumn To Ashes are great supporters of this. It's also a fact that the internet is ruining woods porn.

Person 1: OMG, I FOUND THIS PENTHOUSE MAG IN THE WOODS DUDE!

Person 2: *gets naked*

Person 1: Yes, woods porn is the best!!!

by Yo mama!!!!! March 4, 2008

embarrassing porn

When someone finds shemale porn on your computer

"Dude, I found embarrassing porn on steves PC.. that"

by DarkKnight5123 December 9, 2008

Porn Pit

A wooded area, usually in a forest that is littered with porno magazines. A porn pit is a common area that juveniles dump porno's taken from their parents homes. It can also be created by a creepy middle aged man (or your older brother), then stumbled upon by juveniles.

"I found a porn pit in the woods behind the grocery store... there were pictures cut out of porno's and hung on tree branches".

by Middle Aged Man with Mustache December 14, 2011

Nugget Porn

Porn of people who dont have arms or legs.

dude what type of porn do you watch? Bro you got to try nugget porn

by joleeene January 19, 2017

loli porn

FBI is on the way

Why would you search this are ya a pedo EH?

Secret fbi:sup dude
Pedo dude:hey dude got some loli porn
Secret fbi:*Showing his id*THIS IS THE FBI YOUR UNDER ARREST

by To×|¢W@s+e November 6, 2020

weather porn

(noun) Footage of severe weather causing damage or incredible phenomena, which are enjoyable and gratifying to the viewers. Weather porn is a common product of storm chasers and news stations. Tornadoes are by far the most common subject of weather porn, but hurricanes, thunderstorms and flooding events can produce effective weather porn. Some weather porn may involve no damage, such as a view of the storm itself. In this context, a good money shot is a closeup of the storm doing damage.

Weather-related video clips that include title/keywords such as "Incredible," "Amazing," "Deadly" and other superlatives are often a good marker of weather porn.

The Super Outbreak of 2011 seemed to result in a similar outbreak of weather porn!

by Lefty September 25, 2013

emotional porn

Fictional stories posted on social media to evoke an emotional reaction usually resulting in the secretion of tears while sitting at your desk.

A woman used her body as shield to protect her new born from the building that collapsed on her. a day later they found her body under the rubble, the baby was still a live. her phone was in her hand and she had texted I Love you to her son. emotional porn

by BS Radar November 7, 2013