by Suprem3 October 13, 2019
Get the zero pointmug. The point of no-return where a conversation or interaction has turned and it is pretty much mutually agreed that both parties will fuck later in the night.
"Man, why are you here talking to us when Jessica is over there?!"
"Ah it's alright, we've reached The Fucking Point, now I've just gotta wait."
"Ah it's alright, we've reached The Fucking Point, now I've just gotta wait."
by DefinitelyNotMyRealName September 1, 2012
Get the The Fucking Pointmug. Two points is an expression meaning “nice shot”. It originally rose from basketball, but has come to be used in many situations where someone demonstrates skill at hitting a target. Also used in a sarcastic sense when someone does something profoundly clumsy.
Example One
Guy 1: Ouch (After ramming his bike into a hydrant, and flying over the handlebars).
Guy 2: Two points.
Example Two (shamelessly stolen from DM of the Rings)
Legolas: I fire another arrow!
DM: You hit Saruman with the arrow.
DM: He swoons and falls from the balcony.
DM: And lands on this spikey thing at the bottom.
DM: HAPPY NOW BUTCHER?
Aragorn: Two points.
Legolas: Even though he fell, I still get XP right?
Guy 1: Ouch (After ramming his bike into a hydrant, and flying over the handlebars).
Guy 2: Two points.
Example Two (shamelessly stolen from DM of the Rings)
Legolas: I fire another arrow!
DM: You hit Saruman with the arrow.
DM: He swoons and falls from the balcony.
DM: And lands on this spikey thing at the bottom.
DM: HAPPY NOW BUTCHER?
Aragorn: Two points.
Legolas: Even though he fell, I still get XP right?
by NickUK May 25, 2007
Get the Two Pointsmug. points earned for performing cool simple guy tasks and generally behaving in a basic guy manner. there is no such thing as girl points, however a female can also earn guy points by doing something a guy would do. of course a male can lose guy points as well. guy points are awarded for such tasks as getting haircut by old guy at a real barbershop (not a super clips), watching UFC fights on spike, and drinking regular beer instead of fancy microbrews.
We saw a guy the other night in my neighborhood sitting in his garage on an old recliner, smoking a cigar and watching TV by himself. That guy has earned enough guy points to last a lifetime and only a yoga class or being caught wearing a blanket over his lap can remove them. A woman can earn guy points, only if she is attractive and does something like smoke a cigar or play poker.
by dmaestas September 4, 2009
Get the guy pointsmug. An alotted amount of "points" given to a person for specific sexual acts. Much like props, or more formally, kudos.
"Dude, I just fucked this girl, scored me thirty coot points."
"That's tight, but I racked up 100 points in one night."
"That's tight, but I racked up 100 points in one night."
by Don Drake June 12, 2006
Get the coot pointsmug. Before you ejaculate, the female raises her hands in the form of a field goal and you try to score!!
by Costa and Beto December 17, 2008
Get the extra pointmug. Commonly referred to by the LateNightShots crowd as SP, is the restaurant that has a bar downstairs that resembles a basement frat party in Georgetown. The crowd is exclusive and you must be on "the list" to even get in. The list is composed of a random assortment of people with rich parents and others who go out too much, honored every year by Washington Life Magazine. This is the place where the young people go so they can do whatever they want without any reprecussions, except from being talked about on the LateNightShots.com forums the next day.
I am going tonight to Smith Point to take down smoke.
Turbo's and Turbette's are not ever allowed or considered for LNS or Smith Point.
If you are not on the list at Smith Point then you are not on LateNightShots.com
Turbo's and Turbette's are not ever allowed or considered for LNS or Smith Point.
If you are not on the list at Smith Point then you are not on LateNightShots.com
by Angela Valdez January 17, 2008
Get the smith pointmug.