dad’s new pad

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody

“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad”

by listlessnesss December 5, 2021

Possum pads

The gentle, soft mitts of a desk jockey.

Dathan: Earl strokes my wang with the gentility of a bard.
Cletis: No duh, that pudwhacker anoints his clutches with Udder Crème. Earl had supple possum pads.

by Dildo Baby July 24, 2022

future pad

I place where you will live in the future.

I can't wait to get out of this crappy hotel room and into my future pad.

by A & A July 27, 2022

Shabang Pad

Noun

A conjoining of the words "Shabang" and "Bang pad" to reference a bang pad of superior capacity and diversity in it amenities.

Hey Kyle, where you heading tonight?

Nowhere special John just Max's Shabang Pad!

by 2theMAX the Stair Fax July 27, 2022

Pad

Gamaei

-Wx autos einai o Pad
-Nai
-Gamaei

by Gxmespad November 20, 2021

PAD

Peripheral Artery Disease. Also called: Peripheral Vascular Disease. A circulatory condition in which narrowed blood vessels reduce blood flow to the limbs.
Peripheral vascular disease is a sign of fatty deposits and calcium building up in the walls of the arteries (atherosclerosis). Risk factors include aging, diabetes, and smoking.

(Ex:) Holy fuck my legs hurt so much laying down, probably because of PAD. Fuck.

by Mr. Wanna October 27, 2021

Matchelor Pad

A house you live in with your bae

You: Hi bb see you at the matchelor pad
Your baby: hi bb see you soon

by War turtle July 30, 2021