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Pillow Minting

The practice of granting special privileges or bonuses only to high ranking members of an organization by another high ranking official(s). This is done at the exclusion and ultimately at the expense of non ranking members. The term is obviously derived from complimentary mints placed on the pillows at upscale hotels for "honored" guests. These mints come from the aprons of the low-paid hotel employees.
"Did you see the news? The school board just pink-slipped over 200 teachers because of the economy. Then they turn around and gave the administrators a 15 percent pay raise! Talk about pillow minting!"
by Franknfla September 19, 2009
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pillow tweet

pillow tweets are tweets sent while in bed (late at night before bed or early morning before waking up). serious tweeters (see pillow hog) may pillow tweet for up to an hour before getting out of bed or going to sleep.
my girl was pillow tweeting all night and i didn't get any.
by pillowhog July 14, 2010
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damp pillow

A perverted metaphor for describing the texture of something.
Your skin is like a ...... DAMP PILLOW!!
by Egor Kalashnikov October 18, 2006
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Penis Pillow

A pillow that a man often places between his thighs at night so that his penis and testicles are not uncomfortably squeezed by his legs.
My dick's been super uncomfortable while sleeping lately, so I used a penis pillow last night.
by XxPUSSYxSLAY3RxX June 22, 2015
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Cold Pillow

The moment when you flip your pillow at 10:07 PM and it is cold and feels nice.
10:07 PM
*flips pillow*
Me: now that’s a cold pillow
by Dr. Juerdo Titsgo December 2, 2018
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penis pillow

1.) audrey

2.) someone or something that is annoying,stupid, weird or even funny
my mom is such a penis pillow she just grounded me
by Randomwords22 June 13, 2018
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pillow shitter

A person who can't hold a poop. And deiceds to go into their pillow case.
pillow shitter means:
" Aww man, I really have to go. But I know I won't make it."
*looks at pillow*

" Well it is an emergency,"

" Well I guess I'm a pillow shitter now."
by Hola,soy dora December 27, 2019
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