Because the narcissist has no disorder.
"As you insisted, I went to the therapist. She told me I have narcissistic personality order, which she said very few individuals have. I described our relationship and she wants to see you three times a week."
by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020

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by jfjgg October 12, 2020

One faithful night, a young kid from New Jersey named Chris Dorner was playing Jedi Fallen Order. All was going well until he got to the last level of the game. He was fighting the Second Sister when he started to get a little angry. He started yelling and screaming and said "FUCK THIS BITCH!!!!!" to a bunch of pixels that were kicking his ass. Papa Dorner came in and said, "CHRIS!" and there was the sound of Chris disconnecting from the discord call. It was a sight to bold and Chris Dorner is a bitch.
by Chris Dorner Bitch March 4, 2023

Much like a Prenuptial except this agreement should be drawn up on the first date to avoid the "Fatal attraction" type behavior that may come afterward.
I stopped seeing her and then she went all Alanis Morissette on me. Man I wish I would've gotten a prerestraining order agreement
by BlazNsadL May 18, 2010

The Order of the Foil is a community of sea sports enthusiasts at East Coast Park, Singapore.
The coat of arms for the Order was inspired by the Roman eagle or Aquila (in this case a White Bellied Sea Eagle that nearly brained a paddleboarder).
The sea eagle soars above the waves riding on the front wing of a foil etched with the Latin phrase "Amici Ad Omnia", meaning friends ready for any adventure.
The crown represents the headgear to prevent the aforesaid braining by sea eagles, but also an acknowledgement that we are all champions in our own way...
The coat of arms for the Order was inspired by the Roman eagle or Aquila (in this case a White Bellied Sea Eagle that nearly brained a paddleboarder).
The sea eagle soars above the waves riding on the front wing of a foil etched with the Latin phrase "Amici Ad Omnia", meaning friends ready for any adventure.
The crown represents the headgear to prevent the aforesaid braining by sea eagles, but also an acknowledgement that we are all champions in our own way...
"Absolute genius this Order of the Foil! Love the whole concept, in particular the safety overlay to the design of the coat of arms! I couldn't imagine anything worse than receiving a braining mid session from a sea eagle"
by Quiet Desperation June 8, 2022
