The Fucking Point

The point of no-return where a conversation or interaction has turned and it is pretty much mutually agreed that both parties will fuck later in the night.

"Man, why are you here talking to us when Jessica is over there?!"

"Ah it's alright, we've reached The Fucking Point, now I've just gotta wait."

by DefinitelyNotMyRealName September 1, 2012

nigga points

A points system of an accumulation of stereotypical attributes that make black men more desirable to black women. Depending on how negative the black stereotype is, the higher the value it is in "nigga points"....

for example:

sold drugs = 10 nigga points
gang banger = 15 nigga points

has dreads = 13 nigga points

wears a chain = 1.5 nigga points

tattoos = 5 nigga points

own an unregistered firearm = 20 nigga points

killed a man = 25 nigga points
etc...

the more "nigga points" you have as a black man, the wider range of black women you have available to you for dating and recreational sex. If you are a black man with a low NP score, you will undoubtedly have a hard time dating black women... or in some cases other groups of women since other races of women stereotype black men as well.

GUY #1: Damn, how come Shantay curved me? My game was smooth?
GUY #2: Bro, look at you. You don't have enough nigga points... get some tattoos, some dreads, get some drip, and maybe try again.

by King Jamba July 23, 2022

guy points

points earned for performing cool simple guy tasks and generally behaving in a basic guy manner. there is no such thing as girl points, however a female can also earn guy points by doing something a guy would do. of course a male can lose guy points as well. guy points are awarded for such tasks as getting haircut by old guy at a real barbershop (not a super clips), watching UFC fights on spike, and drinking regular beer instead of fancy microbrews.

We saw a guy the other night in my neighborhood sitting in his garage on an old recliner, smoking a cigar and watching TV by himself. That guy has earned enough guy points to last a lifetime and only a yoga class or being caught wearing a blanket over his lap can remove them. A woman can earn guy points, only if she is attractive and does something like smoke a cigar or play poker.

by dmaestas September 4, 2009

Thug Points

The new method of Street Cred. Unlike it's sister definition, Thug Points can be earned by even the whitest whities, and the nerdiest nerds.

1point-Staring someone in the eye for longer than 10 sec
2point-Waving at a complete stranger in a moving transport
3point-Walking down the middle of a road at nighttime
4point-Walking down the middle of a road at daytime
5point-Waving at a complete stranger in a halted transport
10point-Throwing apples at garages from afar

Mike:"Hey richy, i just waved at that hot-ass mother bitch."
Richy:"Dahum, you just earned some Thug Points there."

by MeAN_GoRillAZ January 31, 2010

coot points

An alotted amount of "points" given to a person for specific sexual acts. Much like props, or more formally, kudos.

"Dude, I just fucked this girl, scored me thirty coot points."
"That's tight, but I racked up 100 points in one night."

by Don Drake June 12, 2006

Two Points

Two points is an expression meaning “nice shot”. It originally rose from basketball, but has come to be used in many situations where someone demonstrates skill at hitting a target. Also used in a sarcastic sense when someone does something profoundly clumsy.

Example One
Guy 1: Ouch (After ramming his bike into a hydrant, and flying over the handlebars).
Guy 2: Two points.

Example Two (shamelessly stolen from DM of the Rings)
Legolas: I fire another arrow!
DM: You hit Saruman with the arrow.
DM: He swoons and falls from the balcony.
DM: And lands on this spikey thing at the bottom.
DM: HAPPY NOW BUTCHER?
Aragorn: Two points.
Legolas: Even though he fell, I still get XP right?

by NickUK May 25, 2007

smith point

Commonly referred to by the LateNightShots crowd as SP, is the restaurant that has a bar downstairs that resembles a basement frat party in Georgetown. The crowd is exclusive and you must be on "the list" to even get in. The list is composed of a random assortment of people with rich parents and others who go out too much, honored every year by Washington Life Magazine. This is the place where the young people go so they can do whatever they want without any reprecussions, except from being talked about on the LateNightShots.com forums the next day.

I am going tonight to Smith Point to take down smoke.

Turbo's and Turbette's are not ever allowed or considered for LNS or Smith Point.

If you are not on the list at Smith Point then you are not on LateNightShots.com

by Angela Valdez January 17, 2008