Balmora Rules

Balmora Rules, or Playing by Balmora Rules. To play by the rules used in the City of Balmora Morrowind. To take what you want from someone by lethal force or to otherwise claim someones prior possessions by right of conquest. Often the possessions take or "won" are not even of real use to the conqueror, who only indents to sell them.

Stemming for the Bethesda game "The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind", specifically the in game city of Balmora, the first major city most players reached. Unlike later games in the series, Morrowind had no Essential NPCs. This coupled with the fact that the loot system was not leveled, leaving most high quality gear hard to find, meant that many NPCs were killed for no other reason then that the player wanted to steal their clothes. In addition Morrowind had no means to purchase property, leaving many players to simply kill the owner of a house they liked and take up new residence. This gave the whole game a very lawless and frontier like feel.

"Dude, if we don't get the rent by tomorrow we will be out on the street"
"Well, we could always to take the house back by Balmora rules."

"You gonna buy Breezehome from the Jarl, or save up for a nicer place?"
"Fuck that dude! I ain't wasting that much gold! I just play by Balmora Rules and take houses I want"

"That dude's got a full set of Ebony armor."
"I wear light armor."
"You could still sell for a lot."
"Hmm... yeah. Fuck it, Balmora Rules."
"He he Balmora Rules."
*kills guy and steals ebony armor to sell*

by Relicon October 28, 2013

biscuit rule

The modern family rule where a divorced, single, or unremarried parent isn't allowed to date anyone that isn't at least 15 minutes older than their first natural born child.
It's called the "Biscuit Rule" because 15 minutes is also the average time it takes to properly bake a biscuit. The rule exists to prevent the single/divorced parent from embarrassing their kids by ever making them say they're older than a prospective step-parent.

My daughter's college roommate asked me to a movie, but, because she's younger than my daughter, I had to comply with the 'biscuit rule'.

by Kraven Moreheade December 28, 2019

Rule of Pouting

If one person pouts, then a person in an opposing party who becomes compelled to do the same, pouts in retaliation.This process continues and is carried out until a victor is crowned for having out-pouted the other party,
calling for the losing party to woefully accept defeat and then lay at the merciful hands of the winning party.
In turn, this strong and newly crowned winning party is given the power to rule over the weak losing party.
Which allows ones deepest and darkest wishes to be obligingly carried out by the losing party.This creates a paradox within the universe where ultimate rule can be achieved.

*POOOOUT*
"YOU CAN'T POUT BACK ZACHNATION."
"IF JUSTIN BEIBIER IS ALLOWED TO SING, I CAN SURE AS HECK POUT. PLUS,It is part of the Rule of Pouting."

by spaceman3399 February 3, 2012

Rule-G

The "GO" rule States "if the person Ahead of you Goes,then You can Go Yourself".

Of course I noticed that the Traffic-Light had been Red a long Time before he ran it.He went,so I went.Rule-G,Yo.

by Waboa February 10, 2009

Rule-H

The Truth Can Hurt

Rule-H,Of course the Truth can Hurt.Truth is like a baseball.Get hit in the head or a soft-spot it can hurt like hell.But if you Spit all over it,and Knuckle-Ball it,It can be Funny as hell.

by Waboa February 6, 2009

4am Rule

If a sus thing is said between 4-5 am its not gay as its too late to be considered gay

Guy 1: Damn im tryna eat some ass today
Guy 2: bro thats gay
Guy 1: its not its 4am the 4am Rule counts

by 9+10=2111 November 11, 2020

rule 899

According to rule 93.3, rule 899 is rule 93. Unfortunately, this too is unknown.

Rule 699 says that rule 700 is rule 93. Maybe try that instead of rule 899?

by sp02 March 15, 2019