hand rule

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/CauchyLorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is also known as the Breast-Volarity curve.
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.

Person 2: Eh, they're too large.

Person 1: Nonsense!

Person 2: Don't forget the Hand Rule.
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
by Prof. Munchie March 14, 2014
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Rule 6783

You can't kill mom
You can hurt mom accidentally, but you can't hurt her purposefully as that would be breaking Rule 6783
by Mom killer 69 October 10, 2021
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period rules

here are some basic rules for guys when girls have their periods:
do not make eye contact

stay at least 10 feet away
do not make any conversation if you would like to keep your face in its current state
guy: hey babe
girl: if you dont back up by the count of ten, i will rip your nuts off!!!
guy: ok hun, bye
guy: i just broke the period rules
by gymgirl12 February 15, 2012
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rule 899

According to rule 93.3, rule 899 is rule 93. Unfortunately, this too is unknown.
Rule 699 says that rule 700 is rule 93. Maybe try that instead of rule 899?
by sp02 March 15, 2019
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Sunday Rules

When a superior doesn't want his employees to work on a day prior to a day off even in the middle of the week.
Remember Guys, Tomorrow is our off day so Sunday Rules are in effect. Don't start no shit there won't be no shit. Don't shake the trees.
by clockradiospeakers February 12, 2012
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biscuit rule

The modern family rule where a divorced, single, or unremarried parent isn't allowed to date anyone that isn't at least 15 minutes older than their first natural born child.
It's called the "Biscuit Rule" because 15 minutes is also the average time it takes to properly bake a biscuit. The rule exists to prevent the single/divorced parent from embarrassing their kids by ever making them say they're older than a prospective step-parent.
My daughter's college roommate asked me to a movie, but, because she's younger than my daughter, I had to comply with the 'biscuit rule'.
by Kraven Moreheade December 28, 2019
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Rule-H

Rule-H,Of course the Truth can Hurt.Truth is like a baseball.Get hit in the head or a soft-spot it can hurt like hell.But if you Spit all over it,and Knuckle-Ball it,It can be Funny as hell.
by Waboa February 06, 2009
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