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Sushi Mac

The Sushi Mac is the fast food delicacy of the urban cannibal necrophile. The product is made when the hungry gent (or lady) exhumes two male and one female fresh corpses (preferably a family). The product consists of the two pieces of man meat being sandwiched by the female's fish flaps when at the same time excreting the female's final monthly "tomato relish" as a topping. (If the woman died while pregnant the placenta can also be blended to make this relish). The "double cheese" is provided by scraping the final secretion from the inside of the deceased foreskins.
"Did you hear that Colin's family died in a car accident the other day?"

"Excellent! I could murder a Sushi Mac!"
by 5ush October 28, 2009
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salt mac

At McDonalds, you repeatedly add more and more sachets of salt on to your mates Mac when you have conveniently asked them to go and get you another tomato sauce. Hide/drink their drink and wait till they take a bite!
Aye up hes on his way back, cant wait till he takes a bite of his salt mac, i hope he dehydrates.
by Mike Hilton December 21, 2007
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Mac Diet

A diet consisting of fast foods only, which will eventually lead to your demise.
Dude, that fat fuck must be on a Mac Diet!
by MacguyverGirl January 12, 2013
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Mac One

An order for a big mac at a McDonalds fast food restaurant relayed from counter clerk to chef in a broad scouse (Liverpudlian) accent.
Customer: I'll have a Big Mac and a large fries.

Counter Clerk (turns towards chef): MACHHHHH ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!

Customer: Wow, mac one.
by Benjamina July 1, 2007
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City Mac

The typical city-type you see walking down main street. Usually some kind of trendy hipster with skinny jeans and a clean-cut, often seen talking into an earpiece like some sort of mechanical douchebag.
Guy: "Oh shit, dude, check out that city mac coming this way."

Dude: "Let's give him a wedgie."
by Lvei P March 12, 2022
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Nigga Mac

Tyler: aye what’s up dab me up
Everyone: Fuck you nigga mac
by Da Pot Pirate November 26, 2019
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Mac Fruit

A man who enjoys a meat-filling.
'Mac Fruit is on the hunt for a bit of pork'
by The Real Ric Black September 3, 2005
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