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Read the patch notes?

A roast that is commonly used by toxic Call of Duty players. It is executed when an individual showing their frustration, constantly dying in a game. 'Read the patch notes?' is a question where someone asks the frustrated individual if they read the patch notes. If the person who is salty says no, that is where you hit them with the roast of all roasts.
"Why do I keep dying peeking that angle??"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"
by The Alcorus November 23, 2020
mugGet the Read the patch notes?mug.

Nigger note

When you finance something for a very very long time. Longer than normal. If it is 300 per month for 12 months on average, but you finance it with hardly anything down for 15 years.
The only way leroy vould afford that new moped was to nigger note it.
by C-dub73 December 21, 2022
mugGet the Nigger notemug.

Note to self

by Kuehlstein April 23, 2018
mugGet the Note to selfmug.

Texas Sticky Note

The action of masturbating and ejaculating into a tissue, then sticking it on your girlfriend or boyfriends forehead.
Last night, Jones gave Sydney a Texas Sticky Note
by Bricky Ricky July 6, 2024
mugGet the Texas Sticky Notemug.

Note Finger

The residue of ink that accumulates on the ring finger while writing.
"Fuck, I got a bad case of Note Finger after Mr Jefferson's class".
by not behind you July 14, 2015
mugGet the Note Fingermug.

note guy

A 'secret' code name used for an extremely cute guy. Usually, this is used for boys named Ryan or Reece.

These guys are admiring to girls and girls just can't get enough of him.
*walks around*

Girl 1: hey! Look it's Ryan!

Girl 2: shhh...remember, it's Note Guy?
by Butterfly Dots xx December 3, 2013
mugGet the note guymug.

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