hostage mother

A stupid, lazy woman who spawns many children to live off tax money and care for herself. And every now and then, her kids.

That octo-cunt is a hostage mother. Where is child services?!

by Fleurdelisa October 21, 2010

Mother Syndrome

When someone who likes you is overprotective and is constantly hovering over you. They take care of you, worry excessively, listen to you and look over you as if they were your mother.

Friend: Does she always check up on you like that?
Yeah she just wants to know I'm okay.
Friend: She must have mother syndrome, bro.

by jacksonpollockdick September 5, 2014

Mother Enhancer

A mother enhancer is male who sleeps with a lot of people and makes them pregnant (usually sleeps with virgins). Another way to say it is that The word "mother enhancer" has the essential meaning of making many women mothers and thinking it's cool. It can also mean an equivalent of mother fucker.

Example 1: That guy over there has had so much sex. He's probably a mother enhancer.

Example 2: I heard that some guy made Selene Gomez pregnant. He's a real mother enhancer.

Example 3: Shut up you mother enhancer!

by Mr. Ugly December 8, 2016

mothers adrenaline

Mothers adrenaline is when a mom loses her child at the grocery store

Son: -walks away-
Mother 8 mins later: TIMMY WHERE ARE YOU?!
Mothers adrenaline

by Shoto Todoroki July 29, 2018

mother funker

Obviously a play on words from 'mother fucker' = mother funker. Funk= a really good style of music for sex, but also the body scent when having sex. Peace out mother funker!

Its all above mother funker!

by Hook Beak_66 February 10, 2019

mothers day

A day to appreciate your mother for everything she has done for you. This day takes place on the 2nd Sunday of may every year. It’s a day to show your mom how much you love her (buying her chocolate or a nice warm blanket) it’s a day where it’s all about her and no one else. Make sure you treat your mother well on mother’s day.

Sister 1-what are you buying mom for mother’s day?
Sister 2- you’ll see when it’s mothers day

Sister 1- you suck no fair, hmmmm maybe I can just give her some love because that’s what she deserves on Mother’s Day that’s what it’s all about!
Sister 2-hey you can’t do that that’s what I’m doing

by haileee garity May 18, 2018

Mother Butthole

mother butthole the condition your butthole is left in, after bearing a child(ren).

“I told my Gf not to be shy, because I’ve seen all of her, including her Mother Butthole..”

by Akghmr November 20, 2019