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Maggie

Dumb bitch who is always treating people badly and fucks her dog and she is only mean because she can’t stand to see herself in the mirror because of how ugly she is
Oh my god Maggie is such a bitch
by Dabestheehee May 30, 2022
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maggie the pug

Maggie is the cutest doggo in the freaking world
I just got Maggie the pug today and I am IN LOVE like she is SOOO FREAKING ADORABLE!!
by Jayce_is_gay June 10, 2022
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Maggie

Powerful, dynamic, introspective, charming and intelligent. Literally the best friend anyone could have. She makes everyone around her feel amazing (and always gives the best gifts.)
“Hey who was that girl last night?? The one who lit up the whole party.”
“Oh yeah, that’s Maggie, she’s the best.”
by ~soup~ August 24, 2022
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Maggie Pearls

A pearl necklace based flinch test. A cunning gentleman purposely delivers his relish into an unanticipated facial zone. Open eyes and nostrils present the greatest temptation. If the recipient does not recoil then it can be said that she is a lady not for turning and therefore passes the test.
How are you getting on with your new girlfriend?

Great mate, I think she's a keeper - I gave her Maggie Pearls the other night and she didn't flinch.
by ZeBagsy December 15, 2022
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Maggie lachapelle

Maggie lachapelle is my best friend
by Ilovegerardpitts January 11, 2023
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Maggie Fincher

Maggie Fincher is a child of the lord and was one time resurrected in the back lawn. She is known for her obsession with the Peach Power Punch kush strain and mighty mint. She spends her downtime ripping fat clouds in her Volkswagen or being carried up the stairs by a knight in shining armor after indulging too much.
Who was that publix worker ripping mighty mint in that big daddy Volkswagon? Oh thats Maggie Fincher
by anonymous August 26, 2022
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Maggie

The most supportive girl you can ever have in your life. She always has your back all the time and never judges you. She never fails to make you smile or laugh, she is the best wingwoman anyone could ever have. She always tries her best to cheer you up even if she might be secretly down herself. She could be awkward and shy at first to new people, but when she is closer to them, she gets extremely hyper and fun to be with. She will love you with all her heart and soul and gives amazing wonderful hugs. She has some very interesting hobbies she likes to do that are different from anyone else’s but who likes original people? Everyone likes to be unique in this current society. Never lose a Maggie in your life, she is an complete angel and is not a dry texter.
You: whos that?
Your friend: the most amazing unique and fun girl to be around with, her name is maggie.
You: cool ima be friends with her
by urcoolperson September 5, 2022
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