permanent marker hair

A head that has been shaved off and written on with permanent marker.

My hair is being such a bitch that i'm guna permanent marker hairerize it! WOOHOOW IM SUCH A GENIUS!! permanent marker hair ROCKS MY GYM SOCKS!!!

by afro girl (aka alex) May 14, 2006

market street torpedo

an alternative method of blowing your nose whereby you hold one nostril, and force air out of the other nostril -- notably you do not use a tissue or hankercheif.

market street, i believe, is a somewhat nasty street in Newark NJ.

"i was out hiking, and my alergies were bothering me, being without tissues, i pulled a market street torpedo right off the trail"

"i've seen steve-o launch a few market street torpedos on wild boys"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

Marked

Marking is the act of spamming a person's Facebook wall or status with embarrassing and outrageous statements before they have a chance to defend themselves. Properly Marking someone requires at least two or more participants in order to avoid looking like a stalker.

Ben: I hear Fred hasn't been checking his Facebook lately, we should totally go Mark him.
Mike: That's a swell idea, I will join you so that you do not have the appearance of being a stalker.
Ben: Consider him Marked

by redwing_1000 March 30, 2010

market square day

a day in Portsmouth, New Hampshire when all the lovely liberals (i <3 liberals!!) of the secaost get together and listen to music and eat smothies and stuff. much fun, lots of street vendors.

"i got these sweet berkenstocks at market square day last year"

by No soup for you April 20, 2005

markeise

A stuck up lil asshole who is also kinda cute in a way that when you have a boyfriend you break up with him just for Markeise he is a bad lil child who has a big dick although sometimes he could act like a big dick.

I would like to be with Markeise

by Bitch.face May 22, 2018

Market Moonsoon

1. A rare, massive "Short Squeeze" event in the financial market that is devastating enough to completely bankrupt large hedge funds negatively affected by it, creating a broader impact across the market where many securities sharply fall in price while others rise dramatically in price.

Coined during the $GME Mother of all Short Squeezes (MOASS) Saga by retail investors on Reddit (most notably from r/superstonk).

In a Market Moonsoon, securities that the bankrupted market participants held "long" positions of are rapidly sold, significantly damaging the price of those securities, while the securities the market participants held "short" positions of rise significantly as they are forcibly covered after their prime broker takes on and closes the all positions.

Toxic Hedge Funds and Market Makers caused a Market Moonsoon after the fraudulent trade practice of "naked shorting" $GME backfired when retail investors bought and held the stock, causing $GME's price to reach astronomical levels while the price of many other securities held by the toxic market participants crashed while they were forcibly liquidated after being defaulting.

by HCMF_MaceFace July 3, 2021

fractal marketing

Fractal marketing is the process by which a product or service is promoted through modern electronic media and is subsequently picked up and scattered by potential consumers.

Whereas viral marketing presupposes that a consumer is infected with the intended message, fractal marketing reflects that the consumer modifies the message: it's still part of the snowflake's pattern, just a unique piece of it.

An example of fractal marketing would be Apple's Switch campaign of 2002 and Ellen Feiss's subsequently marketed web identity. They are affiliated, they are part of the same pattern, but this outcome could not be predicted by Apple.

by Olwen Lloyd December 12, 2008