Semi popular at push play concerts. An extremely nice and handsome individual. He is defiantly well liked by everyone!
by 123654785 June 19, 2008

Tell dark handsome Dominant Male who speaks his mind.
Hated by many because of his integrity and brutal honesty.
Loved by many because of his brutal honesty and integrity.
Hated by many because of his integrity and brutal honesty.
Loved by many because of his brutal honesty and integrity.
He has the charm and the appeal to be like King Mike.
He also has the ability to be an ass like King Mike.
He also has the ability to be an ass like King Mike.
by King Mike Da Dom December 4, 2019

A bisexual legend who was part of the reality show Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club. He covers himself in food on his YouTube channel, MikeMGTV, which he now does because of the bread incident on Lindsay Lohan.
by Mjolvera February 3, 2021

"Have you checked out the Stadium bar yet?"
"No, but I heard they have a Mike Webber there so it must be awesome and perfect!"
"No, but I heard they have a Mike Webber there so it must be awesome and perfect!"
by God4bid December 17, 2011

Upon whispering sweet nothings to your sweetheart, you jizz. This tenses your jaw, which inadvertently tears off her ear. Oops.
by Steve Shifty Shaft January 18, 2011

The mayor of Metro City, an embodiment of all things manly, and one badass motherfucker. He is a very nice and humble human being, but once you get on his bad side, he will fuck you up with a length of metal pipe and piledrive you onto the curb. You simply don't fuck with the mayor.
Mike Haggar is so manly that he sleeps on his own pipe.
Whenever Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, He checks his closet for Haggar.
Haggar can break a car with his own bare fists, without even cutting himself open.
Haggar piledrives sharks every day.
Whenever Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, He checks his closet for Haggar.
Haggar can break a car with his own bare fists, without even cutting himself open.
Haggar piledrives sharks every day.
by AngelMekk February 28, 2020

Putting food (preferably meat) down a seat in someone’s car and not telling them about it, creating a untraceable odour.
by Smillyman4 October 23, 2018
