mediality

A reality created by the media. In this subuniverse, everything is perfect. All the women are beautiful and all the men are muscular an manly. Unfortunately, this unreal mediality causes people in real life to attempt to attain these extremely unreachable standards, usually with unwelcomed and ugly habits.

Girl: I am way too fat! I need to be like those girls on TV!
Boy: Wtf is wrong with you? You weigh 50 pounds, I can see right through your stomach.

by chernobyl December 11, 2004

Good Cop/Mentally Disabled Cop

A variation of the sexual Good Cop/Bad Cop routine (see as reference). Instead of tag teaming with a mask the good cop must simply leave the room. The second male (the mentally disabled cop) must then come in and act as if he were a mentally disabled person and proceed to abruptly rape the good cop's "partner." This tactic is much more abusive and should only be used as punishment.

Hey Brandt, do you want to good cop/bad cop your girlfriend this weekend?
No, she cheated on me, lets good cop/mentally disabled cop her!

by AllIDoIsWIN1134 April 9, 2011

Mentally Challenged Muffin

A muffin, who, is mentally challenged. And the coolest thing on earth.

Dude, look at that muffin, I think its mentally Challenged Muffin.

by BloodyRose20 August 5, 2008

mentally gifted

Head game strong. Really good at giving head

Damn rosi is mentally gifted.

by Liam Neesons December 1, 2015

Mentally ugly

A annoing thing that lick windows.
On weekends he sit still over 56h.
He invented trick tubeing.
If you meet him please shoot yourself.

Mentally ugly is somthing that looks at you when you sleep.
You can offten find him in public lobbies on bo2 S&D calling people Jim

by mentallyugly February 4, 2013

mentally incontinent

A person who always says out loud any thought that comes into his/her head, usually with hilarious or mortifying results.

Friend: "We were talking about Donna's new husband Dave, and Anita blurted out that she used to sleep with him!"

Me: "Oh my god! That girl is mentally incontinent!"

by Hexfet November 23, 2009

Mentally Annoying

A person who is a few cards short of a full deck to the point of being very annoying.

Is your Dad mentally retarded?
No, he is just mentally annoying.

by DictatorTuna August 21, 2011