minor magnet

an adult person who is attracted to and dates/ texts minors. (is a pedophile)

“Have you seen his new girlfriend?” “Yes he sure is a minor magnet”

by skenny08 July 26, 2023

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Magnetic Tie

Much like the Colombian Neck Tie but involves fire and staples.

You would look good in a Magnetic Tie.

by Whutu October 04, 2021

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maggot magnet

A person with a wide and gaping wound or Corpse/Zombie

The zombies from The Walking Dead after a few days was maggot magnets because of their Rotting Flesh

by EmJayee September 30, 2017

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mattress-magnetism

A strong/intense EMF-field that emanates from your bed-springs; said powerful field creates a debilitating "pull" on the iron in your blood and thus makes it very hard for you to get out of bed, especially on those occasions when it is absolutely necessary for you to do so, such as when it's time to get ready for work, you "need to pee real bad", the telephone or doorbell rings, someone else in the household (child, pet, elderly house-guest, etc.) urgently requires your assistance, etc.

I am firmly convinced dat there is a great conspiracy among Sealy, Serta, and da other major mattress-manufacturers to intentionally create mattresses that mess with your body and cause you to feel groggy and heavy when trying to lift your head up off da pillow. Perhaps they specifically design their mattresses' coil-springs to act like magnetic coils that harness the earth's magnetic field and then create a strong magnetic pull on your iron-rich blood, this "mattress-magnetism" is why it's often such a gargantuan struggle to raise yerself off da sheets.

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

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